Johnny Utah

@ReavisSpankman Husband probably gonna average 3.6 bjs received per year for 30 years

I’d rather kill my self

Just tryna find my wife on quick add

@thad_burner Iykyk

@JohnnyUtah380 Does xp help me get Stacy’s eventually?

How do I get more girls? Give me yalls tips and tricks

@Brooks_Wilder11 Form of meditation

Thoughts on solo movie nights? Going to see the Odyssey tonight.

@BurnerTJustice Looks like she’d use dip spit as lube #imhereforit

Would yall?

@glizzy__goblin_ Get a weight on that corner brother

This is the fit imma see The Odyssey in

@RodSpineedle Chic fil a breakfast just does something to a nigga

Made it through TSA in .5 seconds #jamsecuredthebag

@wardamnbilly Do you have a gun

Anybody got a good idea for something to spend money on that I don’t need? Just curious kinda looking into what my next $80-$200 purchase should be that I’ll regret shortly after

@alwhore2000 #smallwins

Rewarding myself with a blue pow wow because I didn’t hit on the cart lady today

@Tonystoneyromo It’s either Chad or chud for their kid

#Expand tf out of proposing to your wife at the National Museum of Civil War Medicine

@mildredshotline Are you in the southwest? That’s the only place I’ve seen cinderblock fences

Simple photo I took of myself earlier

@BurnerTJustice Overcompensating

Are we fucking serious?? Just ruined my day

@signachanplin I have multiple

Can u have a situationship via instagram reel likes

@TweaConnoisseur @4yrvarsstarter I had that aswell and I just had to wait like an hour

@4yrvarsstarter I had this issue you have to delete and redownload the app

Bitches go to Europe and suddenly become divers

@DeanofDegen Most performative niggas in dfw have a gravitational pull towards that place

They’re calling it the gayest post of all time

@BreakfastBacon1 She’s been dragging the same gimmick since 2020

I hate her

@sadhawkeyefan This is what I imagine any college in Virginia is like

@tarheelpete Spamming buzzwords lmao