Johnny hamcheck

@LucasGuido13 As a Florida gay*

As a Florida guy, Pub Subs are single handedly the most overrated food ever I’d take a Wawa sub 10 times out of 10

@JayBarlowBot @CaddieKev No one cares he won

@CaddieKev So the guy who played the best this week shouldn’t have been there?

Let’s get back to no cut , signature events where guys like Rai can’t even get in the tourney.

@CryptoMikli This dude is a dumb bitch

Clavicular explains how dangerous cocaine actually is “Actually cocaine is far more dangerous and there’s a higher mortality risk than meth because meth might be cardiotoxic over the long term due to vasoconstriction” “You could die immediately from doing cocaine even if it’s your first time. That’s the issue you run into because you’re blocking your sodium channels. You could have a heart attack and be gone. You could be a perfectly healthy guy and then you’re dead”

@LakeShowYo Shams shefter rapport are all fags

Shams on leaking the MVP announcement: “My job is to report the news. It's not gonna be the last time where I'm just gonna try to do my job to the best of my ability”

@BizNasty2point0 Truly no one cares about this fake fandom. Be a man a pick a team and stop being so soft

I have no allegiance to either team tonight. But I’ll tell you what my eyes and brain tell me. They tell me Buffalo’s time has come to end. I will not be wearing the Goat Head jersey. I will not aid the Sabres into battle. I’m putting down my sword. Some times it’s about knowing when to fold them as they say. It’s Montreals time now. I doubted the Habs in round 1 after they gave up the 2 goal lead to Tampa in game 4. But they are mentally strong, they’re adversity tested, resilient, and the crowd will carry them to victory. The Canadiens will close out in 6 and the streets of Montreal will fill with join. It’s not goodbye forever Buffalo, it’s goodbye for now… Bizstradamus 🔮 #GoHabsGo

@NBA__Courtside This dude a fat nosed clown

Stephen A Smith sends a warning shot at Jaylen Brown after his ‘f*ck Stephen A’ comments 👀 “Jaylen Brown be careful what you wish for. You really want me to start reporting on that level? You understand? Locker room, how the organization might think about you, how the city may feel about you, how Jayson Tatum may or may not feel about you, sneaker deals, endorsement deals, the list goes on and on. The season is over bro. You’re on twitch trying to do what I do”

@markmack912 @BBGreatMoments No he doesn’t

@BBGreatMoments Braeden Dyer. Kid hurt his arm earlier in the game and couldn’t hold his bat. Kid has more heart than half of you people on X.

Good on the ump for calling this a strike

@BBGreatMoments Coach is a bigger loser

@mrwtffacts That should take 4 yrs max

In 1998, former British soldier Karl Bushby was drinking in a bar in Chile, when he said to his friend: “I bet you I can walk home from here” His friend accepted - so Karl began walking, all the way back to England, no vehicles allowed. 27 years later, Karl is still walking. He’s walked 36,000 miles (58,000 km) through the Darién Gap, across the Bering Strait on ice, swam 186 miles across the Caspian Sea, survived deserts, jungles, and even did time in a Russian prison. Now in Germany, Karl has just 1,100 miles left and is expected to arrive back home in September this year.

@baclash34 @MickeyBlowtorch “Red curb paint”

@MickeyBlowtorch We rented a house directly across the street from an elementary school. Our front curb was basically a loading zone. So we went to home depot and bought red curb paint, and no one parked in front 98.9997% of the time after that

Listen, Buddy. The front of my house is not additional parking for your multigenerational household’s 10 cars.

@Lordmiles They are on speaker phone

Do you ever just say “hi” or “hey how are you?” to a black / brown cashier and they remain silent during the entire transaction? What’s up with that? Happened to me 3 times this morning

@sheyi_williams @LoLowlights 😂😂😂😂😂

Y’all really mad Angel Reese called herself a great player like A’ja? She’s 22, already changed the culture, sells out arenas, and got more personality in one interview than most of these vets combined. One off night doesn’t erase what she does EVERY week. A’ja is great… but so is Reese. Y’all just allergic to the new wave

Angel Reese was asked about A’ja Wilson: “She’s obviously a great player…but I know I’m a great player too.” A’ja Wilson proceeds to drop an efficient 20 and Reese goes 1-8 and commits 8 turnovers 😂

@RepJackKimble You are a fucking retard

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@BauerOutage What fag he has become

What Did He Just Say At The Plate?

@NBA_NewYork NBA is a joke. The superstars fucking suck

Dirk on Ant: "I've watched the NBA & been a part of it for a long long time. I've never seen this. A guy walking into the huddle with 8 minutes to go in the 4th and dapping up the entire team…" Blake: "I have to agree…" UD: "…As a leader…I would not show that weakness…"

@minakimes @Jeopardy You don’t deserve it

….well that happened @Jeopardy

@VivaLaStool Dude is not a poker player

A lot of people in the industry said this was the worst fold in poker history

@hippojuicefilm Black men don’t know what parenting is

It's clear the black didn't understand what the white guy was doing because being a father to a black kid is something he has never seen before.

@WoodOnTheRadio @PeteNakos Which Indiana game should they attend the first 3 weeks?

@PeteNakos O/U for ESPN to be at Big10 home games this season: 3.5 What you taking? I’m leaning under.

College GameDay: Week 1: Clemson-LSU Week 2: Ohio State-Texas Week 3: LSU-Ole Miss on3.com/news/espn-coll…

@tBushGaming Looks like a bad area for sure

Shrub House tour