Johnathan Appleseed 🇺🇸

ALL MY CONTENT POSTED IS EITHER A.I. OR SATIRE NOT TO be taken seriously. UNLESS IT'S SERIOUS! I am a specialist 1st class in MEME WARS. 3 ½ tours deployment back to MEME WAR 1. Specially trained in the finest art of Meme Warfare and SATIRE SPEC OPS. 🇺🇲 -⭐⭐⭐⭐-⚡⚡ PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. Most of all enjoy and GOD BLESS THE TROOPS and YOU.....

@Ebuz042 @DefiantLs Okay there city slicker?

@DefiantLs Her videos are fake, there's no way you can catch these big size of fishes without hook, just bare hands. They will slip away or bite you hard

Wasn't expecting that.

The Taliban responding to Secretary of State Rubio: “You have brought us to our knees once here. If you wish to bring us to our knees again, we are ready again and will give you a crushing answer. Do not forget, we will kill you with your own weapons — the weapons that we have captured. Your cruel regime, even with its bare hands, has seized many weapons from its neighbors; we will use them against you as well, God willing.” End the damn Doha Deal already. We have funded this enemy long enough! And yes, they will kill us with our own weapons, they moved some back over the southern border into the U.S. Good times.

Reporter: Are you ready to go to war with Chicago? President Trump: "When you say that, darling, that's fake news. Listen. Be QUIET. Listen. You don't listen, you never listen. That's why you're second rate. We're not going to war, we're gonna clean our cities.. so they don't kill 5 people every weekend. That's not war - that's COMMON SENSE."

WE'LL SAVE THEM!!!❤️🇮🇷

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is now eligible to vote in California.

Mr. President. You should know that Portland is weeks, if not days away, from acquiring nuclear weapons.

MTG’s new look. Way to go Marjorie Traitor Greene.

She’s lying again. No one should be surprised, given that she’s the daughter of a war criminal responsible for the deaths of thousands of his own people.

@ValentinaForUSA You're beautiful by the way!

The only way to destroy the islamic regime is with BOMBS, not with American troops on the ground. The Iranian people are now burning down mosques and islamic schools. They know EXACTLY where all the problems are coming from. I hope Texans learn from Iran, & stop turning the other cheek.

@SenFettermanPA You're a common sense politician I like that!

Let’s see who grieves for that garbage.

@KamalaHarris Nobody cares what you think you dumb shit.

Donald Trump is dragging the United States into a war the American people do not want. Let me be clear: I am opposed to a regime-change war in Iran, and our troops are being put in harm’s way for the sake of Trump’s war of choice. Read my full statement:

@WhiteHouse @AlanAlb85017226 Pops is looking tired.

"Khamenei, one of the most evil people in History, is dead. This is not only Justice for the people of Iran, but for all Great Americans, and those people from many Countries throughout the World, that have been killed or mutilated by Khamenei..." - President Donald J. Trump

@FmrRepMTG You're a quitter when the going got tough!! Your opinions are no longer of any value! Don't bring up that "we" shit you literally bailed on the "we" for you and your pension. America and Israel killed a bad guy and you know it!

Great Mr President. Good job. You’re a billionaire and the American people, not the Iranian people, who voted for you are not billionaires. As a matter of fact many of them are flat out broke, in all time high credit card debt, can’t afford health insurance or car insurance for that matter, and most young people can’t afford to buy a house or even their rent payment. Your generation, the baby boomers, your families were able to thrive on single incomes and now that’s practically impossible for the vast majority of American families. Let alone, imagine being a single mother. Most of your baby boomer friends and supporters, I’m sure are cheering you the most. But us younger generations, Gen X (mine), Millennials, and especially Gen Z hate this fucking bullshit. Because we all know that in 10 years when the baby boomers that have been in charge of ALL of America’s disastrous decisions are retired or passed away, us younger generations will be left with no social security checks because it will have gone bankrupt, over $50 Trillion in debt, and a dollar that won’t be worth shit. We, as in YOU and me, campaigned on America First. And this is NOT it.

There are those already pushing fear about potential terrorist attacks tied to the strikes on Iran. Don’t hand them that victory. You are prepared. You are aware. Stay vigilant, not panicked. Fear is a weapon, and it only works if you let someone wield it against you. If any terrorist is foolish enough to attempt an attack on U.S. soil, they will face deadly consequences.

🚨 Breaking: France surrendered

I believe in The Goodness of Jesus Christ. I have a Beautiful Life ahead of me, to Learn and to LIVE by His Teachings. That's MY Religion.❤️

Specialist Madeline Douglas chillingly sings Amazing Grace in the Capitol, acknowledging Christ in the place that needs it the most America has a King. His name is Jesus.