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I am so very angry, and the apparatuses of government are set up to stop me, but not the people that will break the law.
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John Hancock
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John Hancock
@Johnnyhand
I'm a drunk asshole with a lot of strong opinions.
Katılım Aralık 2021
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チーズ警察からの報告
私、チーズ警察は、アメリカ合衆国を常に調査し、アメリカ国内のチーズ犯罪者を根絶するための戦略を練っています。
私はアメリカ合衆国に重大な弱点を発見し、チーズ犯罪者に対して比較的効果的な武器を開発しました。
その武器の名前は「卵サンドイッチ爆弾」です。
TikTokやYouTubeのショート動画を見る限り、アメリカのチーズ犯罪者は卵サンドイッチを好んで食べるようですので、効果は期待できます。
私、チーズ警察は、この卵サンドイッチ爆弾をアメリカのすべての都市に投下することを決定しました。
親愛なるアメリカ合衆国の市民の皆様、恐怖に震えてください。
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@takazinnEX777 That's a typical breakfast. Maybe add orange juice and some berries.
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アメリカの朝食はカリカリのベーコンに卵、パンと牛乳を食べてるイメージあるけどあってるのかな？w
日本はパン食の人もいるけど、僕はおにぎりと味噌汁、あとウィンナーかな。
Caleb Jordan Schulz@Based_Jedi
It's snowing outside this morning, so I'm inside here in the States cooking up some hickory-smoked bacon, and I'm wondering what the Japanese eat for breakfast?
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You would not believe the sheer and staggering number of people this little comment enraged.
BLACK DUMPLING™@BlackDumpling
Well, I mean Americans ARE the indigenous people of the moon, according to Leftist "logic". I mean these are YOUR rules here. So... why wouldn't it be OUR Moon?
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@FUTOCHIMPO @EmanuelsonKen It looks like it's riced cauliflower.
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@bako_sgs Looks like they did a good job on it. Glad it was good.
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@paya_paya_kun Texas bluebonnets, the state flower, and someone's ranch pasture behind the fence.
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@hi_kuma_san @Devon_Eriksen_ Make sure to put it in a small, shallow dish.
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@Devon_Eriksen_ 俺は思想と発言の自由を信奉しているので貴方の考えを尊重します
ところで、今から鮪の缶詰を開けるけど、食べる？
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@AiPinfu2003 Yes we do, them everyone complains because they never let me handle the turkey prep and no one else in my family knows how to brine.
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@Ashley78186050 None of us like it. Some, like myself, get very, very angry while doing their taxes. The damn government already gets enough of my money.
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It's genuinely insane to me that there are people out there who will argue that Texas isn't the biggest state. 🙄
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アメリカには日本でいうところの「ハンバーグ」がほぼないって聞いてひっくり返った
そんなことある！！！！？？？
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@hoshizorarock One day I'd like to see it in person, but this is nice.
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@mitsuhashi_zZ I'd discuss pharmacology with her and fail at flirting because I get very serious when it comes to the sciences.
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@nikutaberuru I love octopus and squid. Very good fried, grilled put into a stew, or in a pasta sauce. I don't like shrimp or lobster though, I tolerate them.
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アメリカ兄貴たちが
デカい茹でダコを
見せてくれたのだけれど
アメリカ兄貴たちは
タコを食べないイメージでした。
タコ食べてるの？アメリカ兄貴。
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@SandyofCthulhu Sandy why would you recommend the worst people's places for people stuff?
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If you're going for natural wonders, then either Yellowstone in Wyoming or the Grand Canyon in Arizona.
If you're going for people stuff I'd say San Francisco or New York City.
桜城れい🌸🏯🌸愛国だもん🌸🏯🌸@zundamotisuki
私はアメリカへ旅行に行きたい おすすめの場所はありますか？
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@5ducks5 She should come to Ft Worth and see our cowgirl museum.
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@nipa_tan Well. Not something I expected on my timeline, but certainly welcome. No I don't intend to pay for pictures of them.
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