John Kuhn

“Wanna go to the bar tonight?” Me:

Awful day to be a beer

@joemauersdad Average day for Paul

Gonna get really high, open YouTube and see where my autism takes me.

I’m putting some form of spike or something on my door so I can smash the fuck out of peoples car doors when they park like retards. Oh you parked over the line in the parking garage? Here’s 3 dents in the side of your shit box

If you don’t pull into the intersection to turn left on a flashing yellow you should be stoned in the street

I just got back to back lingerie posts from Sydney Sweeney and Kim K on my instagram. It brought me joy.

Back foot from the 40 yard line is impressive. But, if the DB makes a remotely good play on a ball that was in the air for 3-4 seconds the game is over. Fuck you Ben Johnson enjoy Cancun

Anne Hathaway is so slept on

We just loss a playoff game to a nigga w purple nails we fkn suk bear azz! Bare ass!!! We don’t deserve to be in the playoffs. Straight like that.

“How ass is Brandon McManus?”

There’s something I miss about waking up violently hungover some sundays

On a fishing trip with a guy named pork chop

The red chimichurri at chipotle has me in shambles

Random thought of the day: @joemauersdad and @JustinRost420 went golfing with ex basketball coach days after he was canned because of a 0-10 start. #boomshakalakalakalaka

LeBron’s opening line being…”First of all, happy…happy International Women’s Day” cracks me up EVERY time 😂😂

@joemauersdad Interesting Tuesday for Paul

Listening to Miss Lauryn Hill in the sauna with three naked old guys is a strange vibe

What if fish are aliens that came from an all water planet and didn’t realize this planet wasn’t all water. #johnsthoughts

That was the worst fight I’ve ever watched

I’m drinking and gambling.

@JustinRost420 @Princehasdied It was, Justin. Welcoming the comeback

@Johnnykuhn33 @Princehasdied Bacon looks awesome. I have been off the burner for a while. Good to see this John. Im hoping to make a full comeback here soon.

It’s going down. @JustinRost420 @Princehasdied