John Simpson

@ninjahippouk I liked the Prof’s point that a Philosophy Degree might not help you but a Medicine Degree probably would… The audience bloke was so far out of his depth - embarrassing.

Utter cockwomble reading through his notes for the next bit of pish he downloaded off the internet on #bbcqt 😂

@morrissey2020 Yeah - he kept it together well in the face of a person clearly not in possession of many facts except her own….

The face of a bloke confronted by an idiot. #bbcqt

@iOSMusicStream can I stream from an mp3 folder instead of a Flac one on same NAS drive?

@fepeOOH I don't think I will be alone in mourning and thanking the man who brought me into the OOH business all those years ago - RIP mate.

@MelanieLatest How many of the (what is it now 1.5m) petitioners would even bother if they had to do more than click? Yes calm down everyone

@Dannythefink - Mini-discs - dead before their time! If David still wants one there are loads on e-bay buy a Sony "NetMD" model.

Tim Farron says Corbyn weak incoherent and downright useless - forgot to add dim witted?

@AskAvira I dragged the folder to trash in finder but Avstats runs still and the folder is still there and returns every time I delete it .

@AskAvira Avira Free uninstalled Mac but AvStats process still running and gobbling resources - help!

#voteukipgetLabour just tell anyone who's voting UKIP they're going to let the Eds in - and they couldn't run a bath - not clever.

@Margare39153871 @Tim_Aker @Nigel_Farage Think you mean vote UKIP get Labour don't you? #voteukipletEdsIn

Part of me wants the Scots to vote Yes - just for the immense feeling of Schadenfreude when Salmond's hubris is exposed and it's a disaster!

.@TicketmasterUK @seetickets you have until 16 July to show me & @WhichCampaigns that your #ticketfees are fair whi.ch/1qNe6Ta

Astonished NHS contracts don't include a loss mitigation clause. No decent FD would allow that - they claw back money when person employed.

Lucy Adams BBC HR says 12 mths in lieu was "custom and practice" - so was fiddling MPs expenses - thieving gits lining their own pockets!

Come on BBC - Scadding in particular - fess up about lining your mates pockets DISGRACEFUL!!

PC falls over curb, Police union supports comp claim - and she's on unrelated sick leave! Work shy maybe?? I despair.

How happy will we be when fully automatic LU trains mean all those greedy ASLEF members are on the dole and not holding London to ransom??

Can someone reply to my emails please? No log in, no customer service, RUBBISH APP.

Is the potential damage from an unproven anti fungal treatment for ash dieback (Times 1/11) worse than allowing it to spread - unlikely..