Johnny “Tongue Puncher” Roy

“SELL THE TEAM” chants at Fenway as the Red Sox are in danger of falling to 2-7 on the season

@drshrimp That’ll be a fantastic wedding

My transgender cousin just announced its engagement to one of the most autistic people I’ve ever seen. Family bloodline is toast

John Henry and Craig breslow is direct proof that Jewish people don’t run the world. Both are f tier jews. #canceltheseason

@Savageboston Make him a first baseman make Wilson DH

Roman Anthony hitting DH again today. Alex Cora has been having issues with his fielding. Don’t love it.

@heyserenamunroe You’re not beautiful and you’re not handsome either you creature. I hope your mental illness goes away!

I AM TRANS AND I AM BEAUTIFUL.

@Narcobling Jeff’s a tough guy chill 🤣🤣

Yeah absolutely. Arizona fans aren’t real, they get pounded in the final four and run over to UNC twitter to talk shit about how great their coach is for staying; Carolina fan would never hahaha

@FacetheFacts15 Been saying he should be a first baseman

Sorry folks but Roman Anthony is not an MLB outfielder. Yes he is 21. Yes he is talented but the arm and glove are not good enough right now! He is a DH and that’s it! #RedSox #MLB #RomanAnthony

@closenberger They sure did bud

Congrats to Michigan, they completely dominated and spanked the shit out of us.

@closenberger @Narcobling @tarheelanalyst Cute profile picture Jeff. You look like a fucking loser🤣🤣 You look so cute in it Jeff!!! You and your cute little Jewish Nose. You must be able to smoke a cigarette in the rain buddy. Just stfu Jeff you’re a 🤡

@Narcobling @Johnnyroy1776 @tarheelanalyst Are you as bad at speaking as you are at writing? Let’s try to pretend you’re not an inbred from North Carolina you Tylenol baby

UNC dodged a bullet with Tommy Loyd.

@closenberger @tarheelanalyst Instead of writing out this whole paragraph all you could’ve said was: “ I am retarded” 1 national championships

Your second best player, vesaar had to transfer from our school cause he wouldn’t see the court… You were on his Tommy’s and got left with blue balls. You couldn’t make it out of the first round for second year in a row, after blowing a double digit lead to a mid major school. You’re gonna strike out in every single candidate you had on your list, all your recruits are de committing. Your program is in absolute shambles brother. Cope harder

Could be in the natty every year if u just switched schools

Tommy Lloyd to Unc confirmed He doesn’t want to coach this sorry ass tram anymore

@scottiesniffs @HalfInchHollow @DallasStars

Yo @DallasStars you guys OK with this? reddit.com/r/DallasStars/…

@HogHarrell Soft drink. Coffee exists

@Johnnyroy1776 Grow up. Plays a role early mornings

Matcha is the most performative drink of all time. That shit is ass

@HogHarrell @RealRobReinhart Fat fuck

@Johnnyroy1776 @RealRobReinhart

The following list contains the college basketball teams with $10 million or more budgeted for NIL next year. Anyone not on this list is in serious trouble: - Kentucky - Tennessee - UConn - Providence - Kansas - Arkansas - Arizona - Florida - North Carolina - LSU - NC State - Cincinnati - Texas - Vanderbilt - Louisville - Texas A&M - Iowa - BYU - Alabama - Air Force - Army - Navy - DePaul

@HogHarrell @RealRobReinhart Let’s try making the tournament first!

@RealRobReinhart @Johnnyroy1776 Goodluck pal

@CStarn69 Holy full fade

4/4 Card Staying away from baseball today. Two picks. Whales. Michigan ML POD 7.5U UCONN ML 4.6U Let’s win some money

@BookitWithTrent Fuck you

Illinois ML is a 10u mortal mega max. Arizona is also a 10u mortal mega max. That’s a 2-0 card, a +20u typa day.

These same woman are asking to get paid more… why are they being paid in the first place??🤣🤣