Merry Little Bastard

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar, another shot of vodka, another series of apologetic followups

@shinyfaint @Cultaholic So your literally being pointless? Do you not have a better life to enjoy?

@Johnson28James @Cultaholic i know, but its fun to remember them 🤣

An update from Cultaholic Wrestling:

@shinyfaint @Cultaholic Literally killed their begining and early funding. They have talked about this multiple times

@Cultaholic dont forget to thank your lord and saviour who helped you in the early begginings 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

we are reaching levels of debt and gambling that are truly a wonder to behold

drinking 13 beers is actually good for you if they’re served at a sunny outdoor seating

@PenguinsJesus @RealMamaEagle UPDATE!

If you think that’s hard, wait until you see a team perform a reverse sweep!

@47LYCKSELL They need to win just so this boy can rest

dan vladar after tonight’s game

the fact that we witnessed this in real time and yet the world is still so silent is absolutely enraging

I LOVE MY COUNTRY PHILADELPHIA

@SKRollins My dad was pissed when Philly got him. He thought he was significantly underrated. Despite injury and them being a shitty team for half the season, the Flyers proved him right.

Vladar was always one of my favorite backups the Flames have ever had but I never thought he’d be more than that, good for him

@SKRollins If he isnt winning then getting shitkicked by a rival who was forced to rebuild because of you is very cool

Is it really gonna end this way for Sid??

@kase_inpoint Keep turning it on and off see if it works again im begging you

turned on the tv and the flyers scored! let’s goooooo

Unironically yes

@ah_pod Oh its OVER

@PanasonicDX4500 Ya bro its fucking miserable

She's going to move to Miami and in 10 years, she's going to tweet: “the people of Argentina yearn to be free” about how the US should bomb her grandma's house

The absolute meltdown happening over a “We should tax the multi-million dollar second residences the ultra wealthy own so they can stay in New York two weeks a year” proposal shows you how much you can trust any rich guy who tells you he just wants “common sense” tax reform.

@wyshynski Bro im more interested in Cutter V Flyers

While ***extremely*** unlikely to happen, there is now a non-zero chance that Trevor Zegras faces the Anaheim Ducks for the Stanley Cup this season.

@jorilextera So happy that place is loud again. Game 3 against Pittsburgh better be deafening

THEY DID IT I’M CRYING

@FlyersNation I do not expect them to win, but they have some pieces, momentum and mentality to do something special if they stay hot. Excited to see how it goes

I am in disbelief. They truly needed to be one of the best teams in the league post-Olympics to have any shot at a playoff spot and they were. Still tied with Buffalo for the most wins (17). Rick Tocchet pushed the right buttons and made the right moves to get this team to another gear. There's not a single player in that lineup you have any real worries about heading into the first round. Porter Martone is 19 years old and they don't make it without his addition. Tyson Foerster IMMEDIATELY looked like the same player from October/November coming back from injury. Dan Vladar has been the team MVP all year and Daniel Briere plucked him out of free agency for nothing. Trevor Zegras is bare minimum a top-six center. Christian Dvorak blew his previous career-high in points out of the water and stabilized PHI down the middle. Matvei Michkov is a point-per-game player since mid March and didn't let all that BS railroad his season, hasn't looked better than right now. The 4th line was a joke in the first half and Sean Couturier changed everything with his play. Owen Tippett kept the team going with his heater when they were pretty much dead. NOAH CATES leads the team in points since the break. Travis Sanheim plays half the game. Jamie Drysdale is gonna be a stud defenseman for a long time. There's so much young talent on the wings YOU HAVE to add this offseason and push this thing further. Truly a phenomenal run to end the year. Daniel Briere hasn't had any top five picks, but he's nailed almost everything since inheriting Ron and Chuck's mess. I don't think many people are expecting them to beat Pittsburgh, but it's a winnable series. PHI has the better goalie. They can do this.