Quirky bits

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Quirky bits

Quirky bits

@Jokesonfire

Trying to be the best, by just having rest 😉

Amritsar, India Katılım Kasım 2015
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Quirky bits
Quirky bits@Jokesonfire·
Chapter 1: Love's Sweet Melody Laughter filled their sunny apartment, bouncing off walls decorated with photos of their adventures. He watched her dance in the kitchen, her sundress swirling around her, a smile brighter than sunshine.
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@rajeevranjanMKH What the hell kind of thinking is ‘घर के मसले घर में निपटाए जाते हैं’? Because of this backward mindset, women are subjected to domestic violence. And if India is our mother, then we shouldn’t let it suffer from such thinking either.
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rajeevranjan@maholkyahai
rajeevranjan@maholkyahai@rajeevranjanMKH·
नार्वे की जितना कुल जनसंख्या है उससे दस लाख लोग जियादा रोज दिल्ली मेट्रो में सफर करते हैं .. ये सोशल मीडिया पर एक्टिव लोगों की तरह मत उछलो .. किसी भी देश का राज्याध्यक्ष देश का होता है, पार्टी का नहीं .. घर के मसले घर में निपटाए जाते हैं
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Quirky bits@Jokesonfire·
@NewsAlgebraIND Do you know the difference between barking and actually doing something??
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News Algebra
News Algebra@NewsAlgebraIND·
"Judiciary should work like Hospitals 24x7 for faster justice delivery" - CJI Surya Kant
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Melanie Easton@MelanieJEaston·
RANDOM BOLLYWOOD QUESTION: Can anyone think of any films (other than Teri Meherbaniyan) where the main hero dies mid-way through the film (not at the end) and also doesn't reincarnate? Like they're just dead halfway through and someone else has to fix the problems?
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Ajeet Bharti
Ajeet Bharti@ajeetbharti·
तेरे बाप का नौकर नहीं है। पहले जॉइंट ब्रीफ़ और प्रेस वार्ता का अंतर पता कर ले। और प्रेस फ्रीडम इंडेक्स की अहमहियत अधोजटाओं के मूड़े बाल जितनी नहीं है। भारत में प्रेस फ्री है और हर दिन मोदी की सरकार गिराते हैं, गरियाते हैं, पैसे भी कमाते हैं, सरकार कुछ नहीं कहती। चैनल, सोशल मीडिया, यूट्यूब सब स्वतंत्र है। मैं जेल में नहीं हूँ, यह उसका सबसे बड़ा सबूत है कि आलोचना की जगह है।
Helle Lyng@HelleLyngSvends

Primeminister of India, Narendra Modi, would not take my question, I was not expecting him to. Norway has the number one spot on the World Press Freedom Index, India is at 157th, competing with Palestine, Emirates & Cuba. It is our job to question the powers we cooperate with.

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Rajiv
Rajiv@Rajiv1841·
btw Kalava on hands was ruining the aesthetics of Apoorva Mukhija's hands & here one of the greatest cricketers ever & greatest captain wearing it unapologetically despite not being a hindu or Indian♥️
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cashier: cash or card me: card cashier: ok
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Swiggy@Swiggy·
unemployed log breakfast mein kya khaate hai? 🤔
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JioHotstar@JioHotstar·
Aandhi banke jo aa raha hai usse DHURANDHAR kehte hain.🔥 Watch Dhurandhar The Revenge, Raw & Undekha. Grand Digital Premiere on June 4th at 7 PM, starts streaming from June 5th only on JioHotstar. #Dhurandhar2OnJioHotstar #DhurandharTheRevenge #RawAndUndekha @RanveerOfficial @rampalarjun @duttsanjay @ActorMadhavan #AkshayeKhanna #SaraArjun @bolbedibol @AdityaDharFilms #JyotiDeshpande @LokeshDharB62 @jiostudios @B62Studios @TSeries @JioHotstar @StarGoldIndia
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@BJP4India Show the prices na. Their prices are still lower than us... And what about the previous years when you rake in the profits with huge inflated prices???
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BJP@BJP4India·
𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐬𝐢𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐬, 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦. 🇮🇳 Petrol prices globally surged: ➡️ Pakistan: +55% ➡️ Malaysia: +56% ➡️ USA: +45% ➡️ UAE: +52% ➡️ Myanmar: nearly +90% Diesel prices in several countries jumped by 50–100%. But in India? Petrol: just +3.2% Diesel: just +3.4% For 76 days, despite soaring global crude prices and disruption in the Strait of Hormuz, Modi government absorbed the pressure, instead of burdening citizens. 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜, 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞-𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬, 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. 🇮🇳
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@INCKerala You're saying Adani is paying bribery to stop the case against him accusing bribery??? Aap chronology samajh rahe ho...
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Congress Kerala@INCKerala·
Adani offered 96,000 Cr of investment in the United States if the criminal charges against him in the United States is dropped by the US Govt. 96,000 Cr Rupees. Let that sink in. And where will that money come from? Indian Public Sector Banks. Your deposits. Just think about it.
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@_tobyblush The art of sarah. Though little old but very good series.
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Oluwatobi 🎀
Oluwatobi 🎀@_tobyblush·
I need a Netflix series so addictive that I completely forget the outside world exists. Shoot me your best recommendations!!!
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@IndianGems_ Hope they had one mathematician also to know that out of 108 TVK MLAs, 126 are educated as per the list...
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🚨Indian Gems
🚨Indian Gems@IndianGems_·
Out of 108 Thalapathy Vijay' TVK MLAs PhD : 6 Post Graduate : 22 IIT Engineers: 05 MBBS doctors: 08 Lawyers and Engineers : 40 Graduate: 25 12th Pass: 12 10th Pass : 8 Tamil Nadu currently has the most educated cabinet in India. Tamil Nadu knows whom to elect 🔥
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Movies Talk Official@moviestalkhindi·
X is flooded with 4⭐ reviews for Krishnavataram Part 1 like it’s some masterpiece 😭 Bro this literally feels like a TV serial stretched onto the big screen 💀 Paid hype is working overtime again 👀
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@knowiiiedge Tattered. Because this is the word I have never heard.
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English grammar@knowiiiedge·
Most people get this wrong 👀
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@stats_feed It’s called cancelling your subscription and Turning off your Netflix!
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World of Statistics@stats_feed·
What’s a show on netflix actually worth waching?
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Chess Master@xxChessMaster·
White to move, mate in 1! If you find it, you are genius!
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@iammoviebuff007 Even if he resign from Trichy east, a TVK member gets the MLA seat from there. So it will count.
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Laxmi Kanth
Laxmi Kanth@iammoviebuff007·
#TVK Now: 108- 2+5= 111..✅ (#ThalapathyVijay will resign from Trichy East + One Assembly speaker) TVK Still needs 6 more MLAs to prove the Majority (117 seats).. Since one constituency is vacant, now there are a total of 233 constituencies..!! I believe this is Correct..🤔
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