Jolly Roger

@InternetH0F "Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear." – Richelle E. Goodrich

@creepydotorg The Night King. Bro 360 no-scopes dragons like it's nothing.

This dragon attacks your city 🔥 Who do you call first?

@alphafox Worth it

Someone paid $1.99 to tell her this: 😭

My NBA Mount Rushmore:

@dom_lucre Because they knew they'd have a Blast

I have to ask, why did NASA choose April Fools’ Day as the date to go to the moon?

@Nick_Chanas @PlumberWesley @unusual_whales I agree he lies. Are you willing to admit the Democrats do the same?

@JollyRogX @PlumberWesley @unusual_whales Why are you deflecting to Biden. Stick to the topic. Trump is a liar and you know it.

Trump has said: Iran has asked the US for a ceasefire

@PlumberWesley @unusual_whales Yes, because the Biden regime, that built a fake white house to parade around a Biden like Weekend At Bernies, was the picture of honesty. LOL

@JollyRogX @unusual_whales Because Trump is a bonafide fucking liar. 🤦‍♂️

@MattWalshBlog Based on their knowledge of biology, my 5-year old daughter is more qualified to be a justice than Kentanji Brown Jackson.

Clarence Thomas is a brilliant man and one of the greatest justices of all time. He also needs to retire immediately. He's 77 years old. If Democrats win the midterms and then the presidency, which they very likely could, there's a significant chance they will get to replace him with another Kentanji Brown Jackson. That would be a disaster for the country. We need to get young conservatives on the court right now. Alito, too. He's 76.

@MarioNawfal Bro wasn't qualified to run a show on CNN.

🇺🇸 Don Lemon: "If I wanted to I could be President of the U.S. I could definitely run this country better than Trump." Thanks, Don. We’ll let you know if anything comes up. x.com/ShadowofEzra/s…

Abolish the Department of Education

@FmrRepMTG Sounds like a loophole, not an intentional funding. Grats on the clickbait.

In another betrayal, the Trump admin will continue grant funding to Planned Parenthood which performs hundreds of thousands of abortions every year. Yes the Hyde Amendment prevents federal funds from funding abortions but all money is fungible. You send them a tax payer funded paycheck and the money can be used anyway they like. Basically, you fund an abortion clinic, you fund abortions. You don’t fund an abortion clinic, you are not funding abortions. The Trump administration is funding abortions. Complete and total betrayal to the Pro Life movement and everyone in the admin is accountable. Never forget, Republicans and Trump funded Planned Parenthood $500,000,000 last time he was President.

@DiscussingFilm Wtf is this song. Are we really supposed to take a song serious that is essentially "I can't wait to blow you"

Anne Hathaway performs a new single “My Mouth is Lonely for You” from ‘MOTHER MARY’. Written by FKA twigs.

@washingtonpost A political foe? Do you feel Patel is running for Governor against him? Are you under the impression that any Republican is a serious threat to the Democrat establishment in California right now. Retarded.

Exclusive: As FBI director, Kash Patel has focused on trying to bring a criminal case against Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-California). The lengths that Patel’s circle is going to pursue a political foe of President Trump have raised alarms within the bureau. wapo.st/3Q5ECMl

@az_crackel @dom_lucre Oh FFS

@JollyRogX @dom_lucre They did have to include this scene though.

🔥🚨BREAKING: A new trailer for He-Man ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ has been released. This film will be out after June 5.

Liberal CEO's are funny. They will prattle on about fossil fuels and emissions, whilst also forcing their employees to leave their home computer to drive across town to work in front of another computer in an office building.

@DiscussingFilm @ReutersShowbiz Honestly it's just nice to see him come out of his shell.

Donald Glover says he will be surprised if he isn’t nominated for an Oscar for voicing Yoshi. “I don’t want to say it’s Daniel Day-Lewis esque… but it’s in that range.” (Source: @ReutersShowbiz)

Not enough people have seen the classic "Little Tortilla Boy" bit by Pablo Francisco.

@DefiantLs He is correct. At this point the mission needs to be accomplished. There is no half measure that wouldn't be complete failure.

JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon on the operation in Iran, “It’s much more important that this be successfully completed, than what the market does.”

@dbongino This is what happened when you want to be seen as a thing, but you don't want to actually be the thing.

I’m frequently disappointed in politicians but Tom Massie defied the odds in my unfortunate experiences with him, as he surpassed my lowest expectations. This zero pretends to be a principled defender of liberty but, in the real world, he supports third-world tyranny. Here are the receipts from a phone call I had with this zero offering him a briefing on multiple investigations he was inserting himself into by publicly commenting on them. Rather than affording the subjects of the cases their constitutional Right to due process, Massie chose to waive off the briefing and litigate it on X for clicks. Notice I tried to call him back but he wasn’t interested in facts. It’s also of note that I never heard a single word from Massie during the process we engaged in to release the Epstein case docs. This process played out in media everywhere and yet Massie never reached out. Not once. It’s almost as if he wants to be a moron. As if ignorance is bliss for him. I’m horrified I once believed this guy was authentic.