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I hate when y’all delete a photo when it doesn’t get as much love as you expected. you gotta know you the shit with or without a like!

@KWPFIVE My tribe 💛

Mwili yako imekua ikigifix na makojo kutoka ukiwa fetus Mostly between 13th to 16th week,ndo kidneys zako zilianza kutengeza makojo, ulkua unanyora directly kwa amniotic fluid alafu unakunywa na unameza, which started a continuous recycling loop Your urine is your blueprint 👇👇

date someone who is curious about you. not someone simply finds you attractive or entertaining. but someone who wants to know the person behind the surface, who reads every message, remember the stories you’ve randomly shared, noticed the little things no one else does.

@_ayanda_sengane 😂😂😂😂

My uncle had a crashout this weekend. 😭😂 My cousin is already in her second year studying Hospitality, and this weekend was the first time he found out Hospitality isn’t medical school. That man has been telling people he’s got a doctor in the family. 💀

@WatiriNjeri @TLlium This is what I'm doing now as well.Once they are long enough,I focus on my nails.

@TLlium I used them to grow my nails. Nilikua nawekwa na builder gel until my nails grew long enough for me to ditch them and now I just do builder gel on my natural nails and they don't break

Tips karibu ziniwache bila makucha bana I don’t know how y’all do this every month 😭😭

@XivTroy 😂😂😂

Going for seconds at a funeral. In 2021, I invited this girl I'd just met to a nephew's burial ceremony, and she went serving like she'd just come from prison. Serving like were not in pain, man. People are dying, literally. But you are asking for extra chips.

@kigutasheilaa 😂😂😂😂

If you’re ever randomly 3 people in a lift, start with “I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today”

i always have more than enough money. anything i spend, comes back to me multiplied

reconnecting with music i used to listen to when i was 15

Deciding between free bleeding or wearing a pad on the 4th /5th day of your period is crazy . If you choose to free bleed, you’ll actually bleed, but if you wear a pad , nothing happens 😂

@AokoOtieno_ @gerald_khisa Aaah 😂

@gerald_khisa Deeply sorry sir After all, I am a lousy mother who pawns the son she prayed for on online bets Forgive me. Thank you for carrying him 9 months for me Thank you for the 21 hrs you spent in labour ward Thank you the sleepless nights as he wails Uzuri wako ni wa caretaker

Bogus mother. She's ready to sacrifice her child for a political gamble

@AokoOtieno_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

So this is the famous “Ja Loka” Hahaha, trust keyboard to augment riff raffs Disco watch bought from Okuyu hawkers, fake polo t-shirt, Hizo sneakers ni zile mtu amepigwa ngeta Tao 2am akitoka ulevini And who still wears these combat trousers that have 18 pockets? Kizungu yake ni refu kumliko. At least he is using peanuts za Ray to subscribe Gym 😊 Hello Ray, got your msg. Thanks Will consult with Ochibo and revert. If need be Goonism nayo must cease. It is creating fear and apathy

I have always only ever wanted to be me, in my highest capacity. The woman that Im becoming right now is a dream come true. All I ever wanted was me.

@Hydragete @InnerNarratives @wakilimstaafu @cas_dolce Oh wow 😂😂😂😂😂

@Jolly_jols @InnerNarratives @wakilimstaafu @cas_dolce Thick minus....yaani luo women who aren't thick pale nyuma😂

I find it hard to trust anomalies, more often than not they’ll show exactly why they are anomalies. Light skin Luo women Thick murima women Busty/Lightskin/short South Sudanese women Well articulated Killifi women thick-negative Luo/Luhya women

Sling a gle 400d at a reasonable price 14,000,000

@Caradvicekenya Poleni sana

Today marks 1 month since my niece was kidnapped. We pray and hope that she is alive and we find her soon. It has not been easy.

@kafangi 😂😂😂😂😂

Maisha yako yote hujawai kuwa youth?

@myles_premium_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"It's really hot today" would've been fine man. 🫩

@InnerNarratives @wakilimstaafu @cas_dolce Same 😂

@wakilimstaafu @cas_dolce I am curious to know what thick negative means?

The way I don't care about my Instagram account anymore 😭😭