Jon

I know I've been sort of quiet on here lately, so just wanted to check in and let my followers know that I'm doing #terrific !

Someone put audio from CASINO over Looney Tunes and its perfect 🔥😂

fuck you

This questionnaire by Mickey Mantle describing how he got a blowj*b at Yankee stadium sold for $242k

“you’d boo jesus christ if he played for the opposing team” he’ll i’d boo jesus christ if he played for MY team and was playing really poorly

One of the last good bits in sketch comedy…😂

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career. The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams. My "bad days" are his wildest dreams. My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive. It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

Used car salesmen hearing you say you voted for Trump 3x

Getting mail in this house prob a fucking nightmare

How does this man fold his towels?

3/26/97

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

When he dies I'm going to say the most awful, inhumane shit. I'm sure he would have wanted it that way.

boomers are the worst gen because all the cool ones died from drugs and AIDS and we’re left to deal with all the losers.

Trying to figure out who to root for between the Leafs & Sens is like trying to decide whether to use a rock or a hammer to smash your own junk.

I have been laughing at this TikTok for 3 minutes straight

love everyone approaching these kids like the suicidal bomber😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Brady Tkachuk collides with Edvinsson and then Edvinsson takes down Cozens who came after him 💥

The reason why Bad Bunny sold his $3M Bugatti for a Toyota Corolla Back in 2020, Bad Bunny spent over $3 million on a rare Bugatti Chiron, then realized every drive turned into a scene. So he sold the supercar and switched to a 2003 Toyota Corolla to move around Puerto Rico in peace, no crowds & no chaos. He even went on to put the Corolla in the music video for his song ‘Yonaguni.’ [via/ IG BadBunny]

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