Jon a Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots

Hey, looking for something to read this weekend? Well the steampunk anthologies I'm a part of launced today. I've got a story in Cogs, Crowns and Carriages. Check 'em out! read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=…

@RetroMoviesDB Dizzy. Obviously.

Your choice...

@downbadcomment Oh, blow it out your ass.

@Matt_Pinner Thank my wife, then I'm gonna wreck that plate.

You just got off a 15 hour overnight shift and come home to this. What do you do?

@chefsevenn Everything Bagel Seasoning.

Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on these eggs?

@EmilySm43 *SIGH* Go pick them up and put them back in their tank. Then look at the tank to see if it's obvious how they got out.

As the man of the house, what’s your next move?

@honeymoon250 Everything Bagel Seasoning.

Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on these eggs?

@theamelia__ I'm going to thank my wife for cooking, ask if she and the kids got all they want, then I'm demolishing that plate and going back for seconds if there's any left.

Fully clothed so you probably won’t say hi 🙄

@Matt_Pinner I'm going to say thank you, check that everyone else got enough to eat, then I'm DEMOLISHING that plate.

You just worked a 18 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?

@VividVivka I DESPISE tomatoes in their natural form. I love marinara sauce, spaghetti sauce, etc.

I love watermelon. I hate watermelon flavored things. I love grapes. I hate grape flavored things. I don’t really like bananas. I loooove fake banana flavor. Do you have any like this?

@ThrillaRilla369 I'm going to thank my wife for making me food. Then, I'm going to ask if everyone else got enough to eat, then I'm WRECKING that plate. Then I'm going to go see if there's any left

You just worked a 16 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?

@oelma__ Yeah, I hold doors for anyone walking close behind me. Just the way I was raised.

yes or no?

@kirawontmiss Yes, but Dave Bautista is better than both of them.

Can we all agree that John Cena is a better wrestler turned actor than The Rock

@kirawontmiss I'm gonna eat the hell out of it.

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@DyerbolicalDB JK Rowling

Who is the Greatest female villain....

Fvck it… Let the shenanigans begin!!!

Well, I have joined the Cult of Carl. Dungeon Crawler Carl, that is. Downloaded the first audiobook, so we'll see what this business is all about.

@Mark__Lawrence I'll happily take one. Reading this right now!

Twitter feels very quiet these days... ... who wants a free, signed book? Will select a random person who answers.

@GailSimone Right?! He should play one of the spooky ones!

Man, think how cool it would be if Nicholas Cage played a Marvel character. Seriously, I would love to see that.

@VampireGhuleh Good vibes to you. You've got this. *HUGS* In the meantime, look at these pups. Might help.

really struggling tonight gang, depression has me in a chokehold. if you see this, could i get some positive words of encouragement, or failing that, a picture of something that makes you smile? thanks 🖤