John Ford

@pepsi @budweiserusa and @zyn

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

MAGA realizing they were scammed by Trump.

@BFW Denver

I need examples of a US city with at least three pro sports teams where the NHL team is top two in fandom in the city. Boys here said Detroit, DC and Tampa. I think I’ll give them DC and Tampa, but contest Detroit. Some guys said Minnesota, I think Twins are bigger than Wild.

@soutafrikan @MaxCrypto Aged

@MaxCrypto Nahhh he winning this one... Ain't no way it's going below $100

🚨 Someone just opened a $15,393,000 Oil long position with 20x leverage. If Oil drops to $95.45/barrel, he will be fully liquidated.

@BenStiller Why is this still up?!? What are you doing about it?

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

@callmeMizuko 11,758

99.9% will fail..!! Tell me the number that is bigger than this..??

@harbizard 47

what channel was nickelodeon on?

@greg16676935420 @MattWalshBlog Deez nuts

@MattWalshBlog Give Dee’s a try. The only good one left IMO

Every pizza delivery chain is inedible now. It wasn’t always this way. You used to order a pizza and they delivered actual food, even good food in some cases. Now it’s all garbage. Domino’s, Pizza Hut, Papa John’s, Little Caesars, etc. All insultingly bad.

@Matt_Pinner My ex girlfriend

Who is this? Wrong answers only.

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as crowds of NFL fans scream and loudly boo President Donald Trump at the Washington Commanders’ stadium, marking the first time since 1978 that a sitting U.S. president has attended a regular-season NFL game.

@CEOAdam Mr Adam. We hurt. I know the noise is loud. I know the hate is strong. But the apes…. We hodl until the final day…. We know you’re doing all that you can. We know the powers are strong. We know it’s painful. But we know it’s worth it!!! We know we will win!

It’s real. AMC Cinema Sweets now features Wild Strawberry Sour Gummy Candies. Yesterday I mentioned our new scrumptious freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, today gummies. Life continues to get better and better at an AMC Theatre near you.

@vladtenev Vlad. Remember that time you took the buy button away to help your market maker and hedge fund friends and then you all lied about it under oath .. Good times We won’t forget We are not leaving This is your legacy

@pulte Has absolutely nothing to do with blackrock and vanguard. Hey @pulte, remind us what % of single family homes are owned by institutions?

President Biden DESTROYED Home Ownership. Under President Trump’s first term, people could afford a home. We are working day and night to reverse the effects of the last 4 years so ALL Americans have the opportunity to pursue the American Dream of Home Ownership!

@trvsrdrgz2 It’s always tomorrow

Ken griffin already had shit planned out Having the Texas Stock Exchange And Moving Citadel to Florida for Reason All based on what happens tommorrow $AMC $GME

@Practicalstocks Yo

If you have more than 1 share of $AMC say "yo" Thank me later 🦴

@salvation_f Lasagna

What can I whip up for Christmas supper that ain’t turkey, ham, or chicken? 🎄 I’m plumb tired of ‘em.

@LibOrNormal Yellow Striped Buritto

Black Pizza🤣🤣

@bakwasbandkrein Jon

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with “on” Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@stonersvilla Pink pony club