Jon Horley

@Fraser_USA @EdKrassen Could at least get the nipples in the right place!

@EdKrassen Why do these freaks keep compromising our national security with their fucked up freak lifestyles? I will add that it is particularly funny that Kristi Noem’s husband has these fetishes and wants to transition given how publicly anti-LGBTQ she is

BREAKING: Daily Mail publishes new alleged audio recording of Kristi Noem's husband, Bryon Noem, talking to a sex worker. Experts say this could have created blackmail exposure during Kristi Noem’s time handling national security issues at DHS. Sex worker: 'So much better than your wife, aren't I?' Bryon Noem: 'You're so much better!' Audio recording below, per Daily Mail

@MrImranPk Superb flying!

🇮🇷🇵🇰 Pakistani forces escort Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi with protocol.

@IranembTun I'm delighted to say that I've had the pleasure of visiting both beautiful countries. Shiraz, "city of roses", as a tourist, and Karachi and Lahore for recruitment of office staff. One outstanding feature: everyone works so hard! Whatever it is they do, these folks are dedicated.

These days, two “Islamic Republic”are making headlines: Islamic Republic of Iran Islamic Republic of Pakistan. Islamabad is beautiful like Tehran.

@HumbugAndToby That's a wonderful mental image! 🤣🤣🤣 Have a super day, Norty Boyz! ♥️🌟♥️

@JonHorley2 Acting? He thinks he could be Jason Momoa's body double! 😂

We've been out for a coupla hours and Toby thinks it's already time to go back indoors! 🙄 Sorry Tobes, you'll have to eat a bit more delicious grass before we can go back to bed! 😋🌱

@JohnNicholRAF @Ralph_Retriever Priceless! It's like that very old Cockney vaudeville song, "if yer loves us, knock us abaht!" 🤣

Just back from a week of sunshine in Tenerife. @Ralph_Retriever was staying with his bestie Golden Retriever girlfriend Cassie & her family. As you can see in the vid, his flirting skills are limited; wrestling for her fave ted & boshing her on the snout with it...😂

@atrupar Goodbye, pip-pip, cheerio! Don't forget your bases when you go! We'll still love you, USA, And tourists, you're welcome our way, But your Prez wants to do without us, Stick it to NATO, and climb aboard his bus! 👋🏼🚌

Q: Is the US considering withdrawing from NATO? LEAVITT: It's something the president has discussed and I think it's something the president will be discussing in a couple of hours with Secretary General Rutte

@Canada @csa_asc Here's an eeenormous WELL DONE, and welcome home, from England! So glad it went so perfectly, and that you're all safe. Congratulations to everyone at the controls - here on Earth, and way out there. A totally brilliant job done.

Welcome home, #ArtemisII crew! A successful and historic lunar flyby! Canadian CSA astronaut Jeremy Hansen returns to Earth alongside NASA Reid Wiseman, NASA Christina Koch and NASA Victor Glover. Send your welcome‑back messages below! 🚀⬇️

@kmcsween That's a big sigh of relief for you, Kevin! Phew! Seems there's quite a hierarchy with cows. A farmer on here put up a video of their pregnant herd bullying a non-pregnant one away from a hay feed. So pleased Mave's happy with her calf, and both doing well. 😃👍

Mave is the only cow I’ve ever had in 9 years that didn’t accept her calf. Mave was bought about 3 years ago from a commercial dairy that separates the calves. She had a baby 2 years ago in the middle of a blizzard when all the cows were grouped together. I have some very dominant mama cows that like to steal babies and they confused the situation for Mave that last time. I always felt like it was my fault and the blizzard conditions that resulted in her refusing that calf. Well, I finally get to test my hypothesis, with Mave calving again last night. She was very attentive and did a good job of cleaning her calf up last night, but the real test was is she going to let it nurse. This morning it looks like I was right. I’ve got a great momma taking care of her baby. Sorry about the last time, Mave, but you’ve got this one! #cowcalfcontactdairy #cowwithcalfdairy #dairywelfare #calves

@bertie_lakeland So do l, Bertie! You can't beat that clackety-clack, and the "whoo-ooh!" of the whistle! Really enjoyed that, dearest, thank you. ♥️🤩♥️

I do love a steam train ❤️

@PintSizedFarmer That is so funny! Complete with mournful crow! 🤣🤣🤣

Throwback to my amazing #fatpony, who spent years perfecting the world’s greatest dead-or-alive performance. She’d lie there with all bloated, legs out stiff and passing walkers would be convinced that she’d carked it. She also rolled it out if I asked her to join in pony rides, farm tours or anything involving small children. Eventually she even had a co star - a crow that sat on her bloated belly and stared mournfully at worried passers-by. A performance worthy of an Oscar.

@AMAZlNGNATURE Adorable feisty foal. ♥️♥️♥️

I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO LOOK AT THIS BABY HORSE

@XMartinsMusicX Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! Okay, l know it's not a real band, but you didn't make reality a rule! 🤣

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich

@FozonCapital @PopularLiberal And hear all the tit-for-tat secrets come spilling out! Absolute soap opera drama time - she said, he said, they accused her, she accused him, he said they didn't, she said they did - it's the Coliseum on TV!

@PopularLiberal There's no reason for any of us to believe Megyn Kelly is doing this revelation out of the goodness of her own heart. But I do like seeing them fight amongst themselves. It makes it easier to kick them all out of political power.

BOOM! UNREAL: Megyn Kelly just triggered the alarm: Are MAGA loyalists finally having their come-to-Jesus moment? Kelly: “After 14 years inside Fox News, I’m exposing what viewers refuse to see—how the network morphed from news into a propaganda machine designed purely to cheerlead wars, worship Trump, and feed you manufactured rage instead of facts.”

@RonFilipkowski I definitely think Melania is off and away. It's been plain for a few years that there's no affection: turn up, look chic, say the right platitudes, hug a baby, go home. She's started to Spring clean her life, it appears, and the old boy is out with the old shoes.

Alex Jones reacts to Trump attacking him, saying Trump is possessed by demonic forces and Melania contradicted him on Epstein with her surprise press statement: “It looks to me like she’s breaking with Trump because she knows the ship is sinking. He’s acting like he’s guilty.”

@mark_slapinski Uhhh.. my head's swivelling at the moment - no, l can't keep up! It's government in micro moments! Help! 🫨😵🫨

It's finally happening Melania does some WEIRD press conference nobody asked for Trump publicly BADMOUTHS Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Megyn Kelly Tim Pool announces he's OUT And Pam Bondi is about to speak to Congress Are you paying attention yet?!

@mtgreenee Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. The poor soul needs leading off to a quiet space, where he can be sedated, and humanely retired. I'm apolitical, Centrist if l must be labelled, but this is - seriously - a case for removing someone so badly astray from loyalties, goals, and humanity.

President Trump has gone mad as he wages war against Iran, a broken campaign promise. I fought alongside Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones to help get Trump elected. And now he goes off on a rambling rant attacking all of us in one post. We NEVER changed, Trump did. AMERICA FIRST!!! 🇺🇸

@KDCunliffe Yes! Couldn't put it better! 🤣🤣

Lord Sugar auditioning for #gogglebox #theapprentice #theapprenticeuk #apprentice

@KDCunliffe Baker Street - ooh, haven't heard that in years, but that exquisite opening note - wow! So melodic. Soon as l finish watching Aintree, I'll find it. I'm an old (as in old) Creedence fan, though, and they have a few that immediately perk my ears up from the first bars. 🤩

Last week - The Associates - Party Fears Two This week - Gerry Rafferty- Baker Street Two songs where the jaw drops the first time you hear them Truly phenomenal songs. #totp #theassociates #billymackenzie #gerryrafferty

@The_NFRSA @nuclearpolice @GMPDogs So, so sorry to learn of Koda's passing. Much love to his family, and huge thanks, Koda, for your love of duty, and friendship. 🌟🌟🌟🌟

We have sadly said goodnight to a member of the NFRSA family. RPD Koda served with the @nuclearpolice for an amazing ten years before retiring to his handler Dave. This is Dave and Koda’s story: “Koda Koda was bred by Greater Manchester Police @GMPDogs and arrived with us as a nine week old ball of fluff in 2014. In 2015, we licensed as a General Purpose dog team. Based in Cumbria, where we helped protect a Nuclear site. In 2017, we successfully completed a Tactical Firearms Support Dog course. I could have only dreamed of what an amazing dog he would turn out to be. He loved to work, and although we weren’t on the streets as much as he would have liked, he could hold his own in the Home Office policing world. We had numerous mutual aid deployments, where he helped find high risk missing persons, tracking offenders and assisting in safe arrests and searching for evidence. As my first GP dog, I couldn’t have asked for better. Loyal, fearless and with an amazing work ethic. We created a bond that I didn’t think possible between a handler and dog. I’m forever grateful to him for making me into the handler that I am today and for always having my back. We had to face some really tricky situations during our working time together, but having him by my side made it so much easier. He retired as a GP dog in late 2024, when old age had caught up with him, but it’s testament to his ability and desire to work that he was still able to perform at the age that he was. In retirement, he enjoyed time at home with family, lying in front of the fire and spending time with us all. He leaves a huge hole in our lives, but I am incredibly grateful for the time we had together and the memories will last a lifetime. RIP Koda 2013-2026” @gmpolice

@HenrydeBromhead Carrots galore, and a roll? Perfect! ♥️🌟♥️

Koktail Divin was delighted to be back in his stable this morning, feeling fresh after his Grade 1 success🏆