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@Specops119 @BleacherReport You just copy and pasting this bullshit everywhere?

@BleacherReport I don't want to here anyone call Cant Man a superstar ever again. He's a choker, he's a trashcan, and he goes ghost when Minnesota needs him the most.

WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS IS SET 🚨 SPURS VS. THUNDER CLASSIC INCOMING 🔥

@espn @ESPNNBA

ALIEN SIGHTING IN MINNESOTA 👽 Wemby and the Spurs eliminate the Timberwolves and head to the Western Conference Finals!

At least I can cancel my prime membership now #timberwolves

WCF are about to have some of the worst ratings ever #flopfest #nba

Julius Randle should be closer to Retirement than LeBron #bum

@djstweets @Internetinvite @RobbyBerger

Guess the swing @Internetinvite

Can't have fucking shit in Minnesota

@GoodmanHoops Wemby is a top 5 hated player tbh

Who are the top 5 most likable NBA players right now? Steph and Wemby gotta be locks. Who else?

SPURS WIN GAME 3 IN A WEMBY VS. ANT THRILLER 🔥🔥🔥 Wemby: 39 PTS, 13-18 FG, 15 REB, 5 BLK Ant: 32 PTS, 12-26 FG, 14 REB, 6 AST San Antonio takes 2-1 series lead.

@DraftKings *Unethical masterclass

ANOTHER WEMBY MASTERCLASS IN GAME 3 👽 🔥 39 PTS 🔥 15 REB 🔥 5 BLK 🔥 13-18 FG 🔥 3-5 3PT Wembanyama joins Hakeem Olajuwon, Shaquille O'Neal, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as the only players in NBA history to have 35+ points, 15+ rebounds, and 5+ blocks in a playoff game 👏

Travel? #nba

That's just strait up a goaltend #nba

Put it in the Louvre #chipotle

Excited to announce I've officially graduated from Chipotle University in the top 5% of my class @ChipotleTweets

Just followed my schools alumni account. That's how you know it's over #Shrink

One of these days I'm gonna pull Neal Kennedy #worldcup

Rudy pulling a 3 with 17 on the shot clock was not on my radar #mvp

@accnetwork @SportsCenter @FSU_Softball @SportsWithLex

NO. 13 FLORIDA STATE TAKES DOWN NO. 8 FLORIDA! @FSU_Softball

Not tweeting again until I think cum to the thought of Iman Shumpert

How the fuck am I supposed to split this shit #shrink