Jon Martin

100 percent this...

@BenStiller Apart from 92million Persians

Stop the escalation. End the war now. No one wants this.

@CNviolations Gorlock

What the heck is this?

Even The Clangers know... @Keir_Starmer #StarmerIsAWanker

On a more serious note, yes, we all know about underfunding and overstretch. But the UK defence budget is £60 billion. The fact we have no reliable naval assets in theatre is not simply a resource issue. It's also a management of resources issue.

@NASA you have to do this when they splash down. The ultimate banter! 🙏🏻

@CleansedTweets Or as my friend who lives out there calls it, Shangers!

Shanghai is my favorite city in mainland China. Most Westerners living in China secretly (or not so secretly) wish they could live in Shanghai. It has an energetic yet sophisticated vibe of a major European city, while still feeling distinctly Chinese. The city is surprisingly green, with tree-lined streets and lush parks. It feels like it grew more organically than most modern Chinese metropolises. The food scene is absolutely incredible, you can find almost any cuisine in the world at high quality. The people are cosmopolitan and open-minded, and there’s always something to do, whether it’s culture, nightlife, shopping, or just exploring the city.

@kiwi_trans When's your prostate exam booked for, fella?

I AM TRANS & I AM BEAUTIFUL

And @reformparty_uk will have to pick up the pieces a bit like @Conservatives had to do once @UKLabour were booted out of power... Once again they will run out of other people's money

Trump moves heaven and earth to rescue one downed American pilot. Starmer moves heaven and earth to prosecute British veterans. That is all you need to know about our Prime Minister.

@UKLabour Parody account

Labour is guided by the interests of Britain and the British people. And we are clear: those interests require close partnership with our allies.

@TiffanyFong Your boyfriend needs to stop being a wetwipe and man up

our waiter just called me “sweetheart,” so my boyfriend says he’s leaving a negative tip. 💀

@DaveAtherton20 Baaaarack Obaaaama?

You may have seen my video this morning about Baarack the Merino sheep who spent over 5 years in the wild. He was found near Lancefield in Victoria, Australia. This includes what happened next. They trimmed off 78 lbs of wool and Baarack was returned to a flock.

@JonathanBrash Which 'lies' did he tell that you're so offended by?

Talks us down with his bare faced lies at every turn. This man is a nasty little traitor. A puppet of foreign leaders.

Grenfell was social murder. The working class in this country need to find their self respect and fast. Fuck Simon Dudley. Fuck Nigel Farage. Fuck Reform.

@MartinDaubney Believe it when I see it

MILIBAND CAVES IN ON NORTH SEA Ed Miliband to approve first major North Sea gasfield project in decade Finally, reality bites. Is this the end of Mr Net Zero? thetimes.com/article/1510c0…

@LNallalingham Her husbands a proper cuck...

🚨 The odds of this happening randomly are around 1 in 374 trillion. There are around 67 million people in the UK. Just 4 are in command of our nuclear submarines. Labour MP Joani Reid, whose husband has been arrested on suspicion of spying for China, has been linked to 2 of them. The chance of that happening once is about 1 in 16.75 million. Twice? 1 in 374 trillion. What an incredible coincidence…

@UKLabour They would have protected the special relationship, not cosied up to the clowns in the EU who are worse

Don't forget what Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch would have done if they were in charge.

An ex-Muslim who was sold as a child bride at age 13 and suffered inhumane rape and torture in Iran at the hands of her Muslim husband speaks out against Islam after fleeing Iran and building a new life in America. Please share this widely!

Check out the first pictures of the #Artemis II launch from our remote cameras. Keep checking back for more! 📷 flic.kr/s/aHBqjCGHmm