Jon Mikkel Hansen

Lolliker har altid været meget klare i deres syn på amerikansk abortlovgivning.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

This shit's got his name all over it. #26TrumpStrait

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

This needs to be reposted 1,000 times. Well said Vincent Kompany. What an eloquent and well delivered thought process in the Vini Jr vs Benfica situation. Lots of nuanced perspectives that I didn’t even think about with this situation:

This is a reference to Which Way Western Man, a 1978 book by William Gayley Simpson, one of America's most prominent Nazis. The book argues Hitler was right, claims there is a Jewish plot against white people and advocates violence against Jewish people

FORUDSIGELSE: Kl. 17.30 kommer Vance ud og siger, at han og @larsloekke har besluttet, at det er bedst for DK og USA hvis de to deler vicepræsidentskabet mellem sig. #forevigt #whitehousebasement

Hey @DRBreaking i misrepræsenterer altså Trumps ord, når i står på nationalt TV og snakker om at han har sagt at NATO skal bede DK om at forlade Grønland. Det er ret tydeligt at han taler om Rusland og Kina.

Hvad hedder en fadbamse overhovedet på amerikansk? Fad Beer Bear? Fad Teddy Beer? Skal spørge fra en ven. #makeamericagoaway

@mymomcare @BasedMikeLee @SecRubio Yeah Mike, it was all just self defence. Nothing to see here. Now, let’s go get the oil.

@BasedMikeLee @SecRubio See Mike, you didn’t have to panic! This administration has everything under control

Just got off the phone with @SecRubio He informed me that Nicolás Maduro has been arrested by U.S. personnel to stand trial on criminal charges in the United States, and that the kinetic action we saw tonight was deployed to protect and defend those executing the arrest warrant This action likely falls within the president’s inherent authority under Article II of the Constitution to protect U.S. personnel from an actual or imminent attack Thank you, @SecRubio, for keeping me apprised

Vildt at vågne i Ringkøbing-Skjern efter 4-2 til Skotland, og så er det WFH-Søren Pind, der er blevet din nye borgmester.

Jeg har stemt og gjort hvad jeg kunne for demokratiet. Er der nogen der ved, om der er noget man kan gøre for Landsholdet? #kv25 #SCODEN

Doven journalist, der ikke benytter chancen til at høre om de filer dér…

I’m starting to piece things together

Forudser at overgangen bliver rimeligt smertefri. Samme lemfældige omgang med aporstroffer (undskyld Bone, hvis du sidder derude og får benet galt i halsen). Og så skal de ikke bøvle med at ændre datomærkningen på kødet den første måned.

Mig når den 12 person forsøger at mase sin cykel ind i S-toget.

Uden at du Googler det: Har Lars Findsen hår? Okay, NU må du gerne Google det. Har Lars Findsen hår?

Trump posted himself shitting on Arlington Cemetery? WTF?

@Dexerto Could happen.

GTA Online player puts the game's BMX physics to the test 🎥: u/Bullypunch

If you're wondering why Harry Sisson was chosen in the Trump AI video, it's part of the much larger maga strategy... and when you see it, all their other decisions make sense: the memes, the childishness, JD Vance defending "boys." The entire maga strategy is about weaponizing young men, and specifically young white men. This is why every government account posts memes and tweets like a rageful teenager. This is why Charlie Kirk combed the frat houses. This is why Benny Johnson thumbnails look like they are aimed at a Roblox gaming audience. They are after the boys. That's why they excuse the n words and f slurs and Hitler stuff. It's why they behave like dickheads in press conferences. It's why they went to TikTok. They figured out the 14 year old white boys are their voters of tomorrow... the future 18 year old white men who normally never vote much but are the one block they can manipulate with anger and power and department of "war" fantasies and motivate to be on their team. And they are all in. Trying to be "cool" for the kids. Now, TPUSA as we speak is trying to get into every middle school and high school in the country. They are going all out to try and indoctrinate young men into their hate and resentment club at the earliest possible age... using their religion as the icebreaker and gaming as their gateway. It's going to get ugly if there isn't some kind of intervention or serious work to prevent this.

Ozzy og en ung S...ylvester Stallone?