Jon Mowday

@Jacob_Hatcher Bankruptcy and to alienate all of their long standing fans?

Can anyone tell me what Chelsea’s long term game plan is?

@maicenitachan Definitely his room…

@danwestworld The life of an estate agent mate! Only get paid when the transaction completes! Have to be picky on your clients as you have to deal with them for free for around 4-6 months!

Struggling to find your ideal client? Try this exercise: If you could only get paid AFTER the person got the result you promised them... Who would this person HAVE to be? What criteria would they need to fit? THIS is your ideal client.

Made the Chelsea game more entertaining… Made a Brexit FC. Give it your best shot

@Jacob_Hatcher Think poch is the best option out there for us. Cole palmer is our best player. Still think we’re miles off it but looking better than last season. Think we’ll make top 8 but no more

@JonMowday Yeah crazy crazy game mate. Injuries gonna sting us too after that unfortunately. Yeah absolutely in love with Ange. What’s your thoughts on poch? And what a player Cole Palmer is btw

No way would I ever think we would lose 3-1 and then I could confidently say we are the better team

@NotionDJ I remember banging these tunes on my Sony Ericsson.

this clip from last night is fucking gassing me 15 year old me would never believe i’d be playing the same tunes at a sold out headline show that i was playing on my brick phone in school 😭❤️

Some new additions to the banners at the Bridge! 😍🏆

@danwestworld I know both stories in terms of how it was made and lost and they’re both equally as interesting. I’d be interested to know what you have learned and how it’s changed you thought process

Last year I made $120'000 in less than 12 hours. From Twitter. But that's not all that happened. $90'000 of that was stolen the very same day. That's more than most people make in a year. This week I intend to tell you more about it. Which part are you more curious about?

What a bloke

@reececlark07 @ManUtd And he’s a better player 😂

@ManUtd Garnacho will not be happy

It's time to write a new chapter. #️⃣7️⃣ Mount 🔴 #MUFC

@Jacob_Hatcher Try being a Chelsea fan this season bro 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

Fans will boo Sanchez but defend Levy, fuck this club I’m so done with it

@marksandspencer I think i'm a sheep king of chap myself!

@JonMowday Hi Jon, Percy is my favourite😍- Emily

A serious question… in a pack of @marksandspencer Percy pigs and pals, which is the elites flavour? Pig, sheep or cow? #percypigs #seriousquestion #debate #poll

@ChelseaFC @adamking93

Club statement.

They really are donkeys...

@adamking93 the best video ever.

@O2 Last year I’m staying with @O2 because you’re expensive compared to other providers…

Finish this tweet. This is the...

I reckon we have to allow Graham Potter time. Let him have a clear out this summer and write off this season. This group of players don’t seem to have any desire under any manager! #chelsea #potter

So has mine 😂