J.P. Hart

I don't usually do a lot of self-promo, but I'm super excited to announce that Creature, P.I., the pilot I wrote with my amazing writing partner Tiffany Wice, won the award for "Best Pilot Script" last night at the Burbank International Film Festival! #burbankfilmfest

@KITKAT @TheDanWells @BrandSanderson FOOD HEIST!

Regarding recent press coverage

@geekritique_dak Just don't forget your first baby boy: Ian.

@JonPaulHart Thanks amigo. I can’t believe it

My wife is now 21 weeks pregnant. I genuinely can’t believe it. We’re having a baby boy. I’m gonna be a dad! I can’t wait to get him into Pokémon and Star Wars and Disney… I cannot believe it. I’m gonna be a dad!!

I think one of the funniest things that’s ever happened to me is when I had just moved to Chicago and hadn’t changed my license yet, and the guy at the liquor store accused me of having a fake ID because he had “never heard of Delaware” 🙃🫠

@ClaireMax @elonmusk Elon:

@elonmusk So turn yourself in

Needs to be above zero

Most of my books: slightly depressing, realistic critiques of who we are as people and what that means that cut deep Current WIP: what if cute book about a girl who lies to a surfer so she can regain her family’s legacy and shenanigans ensue and they KISS?!

Every tweet on this account is endorsed by and can be considered the express opinion of the Dr Pepper corporation

Someone needs to stop me

@Authoralexp I needed this today! Thank you!

Things that COUNT as progress: -Daydreaming -Reading -Jotting down ideas -Other artistic mediums that give you ideas -Writing SOMETHING -Outlining -Doing something that helps your mental health -Having a you day -Anything that makes you better today than you were yesterday

THE NICE GUYS 4K UHD / Blu-ray Limited and Standard Editions in the works!!

@actionhankbeard Damn, that really does look a million times better lol

Glad I’m not the only one.

@DukeJusDrawin Okay, but the neon web gliders are EVERYTHING lol. This is so rad!

Spider-man of earth-190205

@ItsMusicMommy I will not have you besmirch my beloved Metal Gear Solid. Time to get a Slurpee I guess...

MediEvil hands down everything else can get fucked we will fist fight behind the 7-Eleven if we have to

At some point, BetterHelp is just going to have to add surge pricing.

@BrandSanderson @DragonsteelBook Had in my cart probably 6 seconds after it launched, but the check out button just didn't work lol. Still doesn't work.

Light Day is LIVE! @DragonsteelBook bit.ly/3UrU84P

@timwestland 1678

@TheCartoonBase @PrimeVideo Yes.

A simple yes or no, to prove a point. Would you watch a Steven Universe revival on @PrimeVideo?

This is it. We only have TWO DAYS to stop Missouri from executing #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent man.⁠ ⁠ Though @GovParsonMO's office is closed today, we can’t let a single moment go by where we’re not urging him to take action. Email, tweet, and contact his office now: bit.ly/3MT0OVh

@JonPaulHart I feel like it’s the upbeatness of this one open.spotify.com/track/57i3M29D…

If we’re moots and you want me to assign you a song based on what I feel your vibe is reply to this post.