Jon Selden

Well, this isn't going well for General Sauer. Justice Sotomayor re Justice Barrett: "Will you just answer the Justice's question." #SCOTUS supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments…

"They absolutely LOVED it Sir!"

Wow, tough crowd. Looks like the generals were not amused to travel halfway around the world for a junior officer's powerpoint and a civilian's standup act.

Trump's Iran statement works for just about anything: "Based on the fact that there is a substantial chance of negotiations that may or may not take place with [INSERT NAME HERE] in the near future, I will make my decision whether or not to go within the next two weeks."

Oops, I did it again…government bailouts for not just family farmers but gigantic agribusiness corporations. Same playbook, different team. wsj.com/politics/polic…

This is how Republicans spend government money: Big paydays to well-connected private contractors. The richest people I know (read: Elon Musk) have found a way to charge the government for what it does already. wsj.com/health/healthc…

Yup…please fix this @chevrolet…OTA update could do it in 10 minutes. wp.me/pJfWF-3yfe via @GMauthority @GM

Would love to know who footed the bill for that seat?

EXCLUSIVE: Live view from Ken Paxton's (recently renovated) shower

Hi South Texas Trump voters, this is Stephen Miller. You're going to be hearing a lot of about him in the next few months, so it'll be good to get to know him a little bit better. nytimes.com/2024/11/11/us/…

The one nice thing about @realDonaldTrump winning is that every old white dude I run into now is in a good mood…letting people in in traffic in their giant trucks, opening the doors for people, no Let’s Go Brandon bumper stickers. It’s actually quite refreshing. Thanks guys!

For those who are wondering just how far through the looking glass we’ve come, the “family values” party (led by our very own ⁦@KenPaxtonTX⁩) just sued and won to block an immigration rule literally called the “keeping families together” policy. nytimes.com/2024/11/07/us/…

⁦@WSJ⁩ is in full dunk mode

@ankurnagpal How is this laudable (not to mention, legal)? How do you think we pay for aircraft carriers, teachers, firefighters, sewer inspectors, Navy SEALS, park rangers, and on and on and on…

Just spoke to a founder who could pay zero taxes on more than $400M when they sell their company It's completely insane tax jiu-jitsu yet fully legal with how the law is written Here's how they set it up:

Selzer poll: Harris 47% Trump 44% Actual results: Trump 56% Harris 42% desmoinesregister.com/story/news/pol…

Is this a bad time to mention that the theory of the case behind prominent establishment Republicans not engaging in this campaign so they can have influence over the future of the party was a misjudgment of disastrous proportions no matter the result?

Well, looking forward to the Ukraine and Israel-Gaza wars being over and grocery prices going back to pre-2020 prices tomorrow.

Democrats tomorrow morning

LOVE it!