Jonathan Gourd

A group of Ecuadorian fishermen survived a US drone strike, were detained at gunpoint, phones wiped, ship blown up, disappeared to El Salvador, then released without charge. “They knew we were fishermen. Even the Salvadorian authorities said things had been handled very badly.”

@Joshstrangehill I'm seeing double here! Four (fill in the blank)

Yes! I was just able to use this line in a conversation, once again! It's my #1 most used Simpsons quote (And it might even be my line) My #2 most used line is Moe's "Pret-ty clevah!" from "Hurricane Neddy" What's YOUR most used Simpsons quote? (Used in regular conversation)

@JerryHarte @Idealchorus @RollingStone Also correct. The two of them are pretty similar.

@Idealchorus @RollingStone And Kamala is a mirror of overindulging during happy hour, regardless of your politics you should stay away from people like that 🤣

J.D. Vance once decried Catholics who did not show “proper deference to the papacy, treating the pope as a political figure to be criticized or praised according to their whims.” He is now one of those Catholics. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

I was a long time Trump supporter, I became a National Delegate to make certain Trump was seated as the nominee. While en-route to Wisconsin, I learned of the attempt on Trump's life at the Butler rally. I was in the middle of having dinner at a restaurant in Little Rock, AR. We immediately got the check and left, I was very upset. Prior to learning of the "assassination attempt" I was to scheduled to do an interview with The Washington Post, they had a reporter who was going to shadow me at the convention. He reached out to me after the shooting in a way that I found lacked concern for Trump, so I canceled the interview and did not allow them to shadow me. The purpose of allowing them to follow me was to bring awareness to J6ers. One of the hats I wore at the convention dawned the images of 4 J6ers, that hat now sits in the Smithsonian. At the convention of course there was massive concern for President Trump the consensus was it was divine intervention that saved Trump and we were all incredibly grateful. On the night Trump spoke, he had the ear patch on and many in the crowd did also. As Trump begin to speak, he started with this: “So many people have asked me what happened. Tell us what happened, please. And therefore, I will tell you exactly what happened, and you’ll never hear it from me a second time, because it’s actually too painful to tell.” As I stood on the convention floor you could have heard a pin drop as he spoke. My first thought was how odd for him to begin this way. He was nearly assassinated just a few days before and yet he was declaring this would be the only time he spoke of it, that was my first red flag. When people tell a lie, certainly a big one it is tough to keep all the details straight and doing so is an effort. In my opinion Trump made that statement to stop any further conversation about what happened. He gave us his official story, would only do it once and that was the end of it. Now we all know no one loves Trump more than Trump so this to me felt completely out of character. Fast forward to the questioning of Secret Service on how this was allowed to happen. If you look at the perfectly timed ICONIC photo Trump standing triumphantly screaming FIGHT, FIGHT FIGHT, certainly this was divine intervention....right? Following the inauguration, I found it odd that Trump wasn't going aggressively after those who allowed this to happen. He seemed to behave like it was no big deal. His Secret Service detail failed him massively, allowed him to be shot, and they allowed that perfectly timed photo op to take place Instead of his SS detail being terminated as they should have been, Trump made the gentleman in the white shirt the HEAD of the Secret Service on January 22, 2025. Instead of losing his job Sean Curran was given a massive promotion. Now, I want you to look critically at this photo. They allowed President Trump to stand up, exposing multiple potential kill shots, as the flag is gently lowered. Interesting that the other SS agents lower their heads as the perfectly time ICONIC photo is taken. Honestly, it couldn't have been scripted better if were to have been done in a studio. Since the attempt on his life, Trump has show no interest in investigating what really happened. He never mentions it, it's as if it never happened, except when he tells us, he took a bullet for us. As for Corey Comperatore, he was used in this plot, someone had to die otherwise, it would have been much easier to claim it was a HOAX. They killed Corey, likely because he was truly a real life hero, one people would rally behind and defend passionately, as they should. Then to top it off, they used Corey to their benefit at the convention. To this day his wife is begging for answers, answers she has repeatedly been denied. Sadly, they have no more use for her, she no longer matters. If you cannot look at this story, and use critical thinking skills and have at least some questions, you are the problem and we need you to snap out of it.

THE GAP YEAR my quick Boston Celtics season recap. Time flies. PLAYOFFS START TOMORROW

Joe Rogan showing up to the White House after spending a month claiming to be politically homeless

Voting on spy powers at 2am will definitely help with trust in the government!

Way more Dems than Golden want to continue this war. But they know it's politically toxic to vote for this war. So Dem leadership gets Golden to be the one vote to make sure this fails. He's not running for re-election, so he has nothing to lose. That's how this works.

I didn’t realize how deep the Trump-Schumer axis goes.

RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip trib.al/GRIk0oS

Yeah sorry FIFA has no control over Papa Gino’s on Route 1 in Foxboro

Imagine being so ugly your own genocidal government condemns the publication of your photograph as a hate crime.

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

Brief Trump summary of the past weeks: - “Open the strait” - “Help us open the strait” - “We don’t need the strait open” - “Open the f’king strait or I destroy you all” - “We block the strait”

NUEVO: 🇨🇳 Ministro de Defensa de China: "A pesar de sus 240 años de historia, Estados Unidos solo ha logrado pasar 16 años sin guerra." "Ha establecido 800 bases militares en más de 80 países de todo el mundo." "Estados Unidos es el principal actor detrás del caos global y el mayor destructor de la paz y la estabilidad regional." #China

🚨 BREAKING ​Tens of thousands of people in Tokyo gathered in front of the parliament building, calling for the Prime Minister's resignation for supporting the US and Israel.

they keep getting better and better. this one is my fav.

A worker in Ontario, California sets his company’s warehouse on fire and has a message for the CEO: “There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live.” Expect to see more of this as people struggle to survive under our decaying capitalist system.

it’s hole filling season