Jonathan Haas

@viemccoy I can only hope for a live like y'alls :) So cute!

I wonder who this could be

there are some banger quotes in here

Genuinely want to see this come to life. If that private data materially improves a commercial model, there’s a strong fairness argument that the people who supplied it created value and should share in it.

@exec_sum Hell yeah. Hope they continue investing in local tech companies. Hell of a team of folks.

BREAKING: Wiz billionaires forming private family office to manage proceeds from $32 billion Google exit

@alexinexxx Ah TIL! Helpful. May we all be blessed w/ the rich girl skin this 2k26

haha you need one according to your skin. cleanser, moisturizer and spf is enough for man i guess, except if you have pb with your skin you might need to add a lil smth for me its cleanser (soft & salicylic acid), vitamine C, moisturizer, retinal, serum & SPF.. trying to obtain the rich girl skin

in an effort to be less chopped, from now on i will : >use red light mask >have a proper skincare routine >go to the gym >drink less coffee >have filler >play guitar >switch to linux >start using ghostty >write a megakernel >don’t turn softmax into top-k

@michpokrass Any chance for less "goblins"?

we shipped a new version of 5.3 instant to chatgpt yesterday. 5.3 was unintentionally pretty annoyingly clickbait-y. it's better in yesterday's model and we're going to keep stamping that behavior out. keep the feedback coming! help.openai.com/en/articles/68…

@brackin @denise_teng25 @GradientVC LFG! Go team @GradientVC!

I joined @GradientVC at the start of 2024 after 10 years as an operator or founder at Jobr, Newfront, and Vial. I wasn’t sure if venture would be for me, but the chance to build the best platform for early AI founders was too compelling to miss. Today marks another step in that journey; we’re launching Fund V: $220M, as a fully independent firm. We sit in a unique spot: we take bets before ideas are obvious, lead rounds, and partner closely with founders through the highs and lows of building. Our team is all former operators and engineers, so we bring real empathy for how insanely hard it is and a lot of curiosity for what’s next. It's an absolute pleasure to work with @darian314 @thezbg, @Cdpetty, @denise_teng25, @EylulKayin, @jackie_eicholz, @kylerduffy, @vigsachi, and devon jarred! fortune.com/2026/03/17/goo…

@squirtle_says @pangramlabs @LoganPaul The man loves his pokemon

@pangramlabs @LoganPaul WHAT

Gengar is the perfect Pokémon. He’s essential to every trainer’s starting 6, with a versatile and unpredictable moveset. If he’s taken damage? Hypnosis —> Dream Eater will put your opponent to sleep, suck their HP, and replenish yours. With the right trainer, he can’t be killed. Not to mention he’s immune to normal, fighting, and ground-type moves, rendering even the strongest Pokémon like Machamp absolutely useless. Beyond his obvious tactical advantages, Gengar’s aesthetic is big and menacing, but at the same time, virtually nonexistent — a ghost with a grin. He’s dark purple, which represents luxury, power, wisdom, and… mystery. Gengar is shrouded in lore, rumored to be Clefable’s shadow. Nicknamed the “trickster entity,” his presence is marked by a sudden drop in temperature. He’s literally “chill af” Oh and the only way to get Gengar was with a link cable & a homie (through a trade). His evolution wasn’t possible through level-grinding, only kinship. Gengar is king

@sarahookr @adaption_ai @johnamqdang All is right with the world! Glad it is back in your hands.

All is right in the world again. We have sorted out @adaption_ai. ✨ It did unfollow me and @johnamqdang while it was hostage. Apparent punishment for us not acquiescing to the capital requirements. But we will forgive our little page. It was under duress.

@thsottiaux @JasonBotterill Custom subagent of <logged_in_user> would be a lil funny :)

@JasonBotterill github.com/openai/codex/p…

Codex has subagents now but bro what the fuck these agent names are somehow worse than Grok's Benjamin. I don't want Russell going through my family photos

@Bfaviero Acq went well I see 😂 beautiful!

New desk decoration 😎 🔥 🪴 💦

@benswerd Dunno if droid is niche at this point

Coding Agent Iceberg, how'd i do?

Payment for data flow. Basically, all labs that use your private data should pay you for using it.

@badlogicgames Oh hell yeah! Can’t wait for the masses to see it :)

shits and giggles

@VivaLaPanda most important measure of pmf

Waymo will win because children react to them the same way they react to trains and construction equipment

some datasets are prettier than others

@alastor_madeye_ we have the technology

Forget surveys. Someone needs to build the Birkin Index: quarterly Birkin purchases as a live read on liquidity, confidence, and rich-girl risk appetite.

one of them is testing the app they live inside. the other regressed and is coping. there's a small fire. normal saturday

gave my agents ollama so they could think locally. they immediately started live-tweeting their own debugging sessions.