jonathan kaplan

@CastellKim Billy Joel

@elonmuskFatZo 55

@Georgebabs_ @moe4dem Toast with butter

@RealJamesWoods Love this!!! Peter Griffin would be proud!!!!

Terrify a liberal today…

@JoezMcfLy Back wipe vs. front wipe

50/50 is wild

@YESNetwork @RealMichaelKay Hi Michael, You mentioned recently again that you went to PS 93 in The Bronx recently and in your book. I’d like to invite you to be Principal for the Day at our school. Our children are Yankee fans and it would be fun for them. Jkaplan15@schools.nyc.gov

.@RealMichaelKay gives the PNC Park tendies a solid review! @flash17yes @M_Marakovits #YANKSonYES

@RealMichaelKay Hi Michael, You have mentioned PS 93 in the Bronx as an Elementary School that you attended as a child. You also have referred to our school in your book. I am the Principal of the school for the past 12 years and would like to invite you to be Principal for the Day at PS 93

Portnoy. Apologies for the misspell.

@NYIslanders Four shots on goal! Cmon

3-1

@CastellKim When I think about eating Gatorgum, my mouth still waters. Loved it back in the day.

@CastellKim Depends on the brand.

Yes or no?

@teachbk Read up on NYC Reads initiative.

That we are told not to compare NY state test results from year to year reminds me of another wrinkle in the current assessment/data collection system: please don't try to compare F&P levels to Lexile levels.

@teachbk 408 meetings should take place in all schools. These meetings are an integral part of a school opening.

Teachers don’t read their kids’ IEPs????

@sara_noKAP I don’t let the kids while out at recess step on them. Gods creatures. Good or bad.

@CastellKim E. They had me with the sunny side eggs

B

@CastellKim I did my entire phone number including the one. Couldn’t lose on that!😅

Perfect for me! 💕

@IslesFix Smith Sorokin Greiss

Who are your Top 3 goaltenders in New York Islanders history? #Isles

@k10elizabeth @MSGNetworks Sorokin!! He wore a Rangers Jersey that night.

@MSGNetworks Duhhhh

Shesty vs Sorokin 🍿 Who ya got?

@CastellKim A little ‘viewfinder’ that shows a thumbnail picture seen through a small magnifying glass. It has to be held up to a light source. My parents and grandparents had them from various vacation spots.

I don’t know what it is but apparently I’m old enough to.

@CastellKim Peacock

@CastellKim E7F

I guess if I have to consume these things, I will go with G 7 F