Jon Lyne

This is my dog Caspian. He’s 1.5 years old, loves making friends at the dog park and daycare, giving kisses, and snuggling up in the morning. Today, after his snuggles, local law enforcement shot and killed my best friend. In my front yard. Directly in front of my wife.

Reports now that Hegseth oversold the war to Trump and underestimated Iran's willingness to fight back. It's almost as if he's unqualified for his job. Too bad the Senate didn't have confirmation hearings; those would have proven his manifest unsuitability to lead the Pentagon.

How is this messaging not a commercial running on every channel 24 hours a day.

Firing the Army chief of staff in the middle of a war is always a sign that things are going great

The game of the century. Isn’t it sweet..

@trendyhoopstars I got to play against a few of them at the rec one day. Danielle Adams is about the same height as me, a little shorter. She could have BODIED me down low. Never once did she take it to the paint and STILL gave me buckets. Just jumpshot after jumpshot, right in my face.

ON THIS DAY fifteen years ago, with her team down by one, no timeouts, and under 10 seconds remaining, Sydney Colson delivered the game-winning assist with just three seconds left to help No. 2 seed Texas A&M defeat No. 1 seed Stanford, 63–62, and advance to the program’s only national championship game. Colson and the Aggies would then defeat Notre Dame in the title game, earning the program’s only national championship. ✨

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

When Luka Doncic dropped 73 points, 10 boards and 7 assists. He only missed 8 shots, and shot just 16 free throws.

7 minutes of Luka Doncic cooking the shit out of Lou Williams and the Clippers in the 2021 playoffs

Absolute psycho. Such a dawg.

@townbrad Chris

Luka just trying shi at this point 😭 (via IG/ @swishcultures_)

Luka Doncic drives and jumps into the body of the 7’5 Victor Wembanyama to use his length against him, then mid-air throws a no look pass over the head of Wembanyama, hitting a teammate right in the hands. Luka Doncic is an artist, and the basketball court is his canvas 🔥🔥

Please tell me: what can I do better to assimilate? To finally become a good migrant? I am a board-certified neurosurgeon, one of only a handful in this country with additional endovascular training (still undergoing), currently with 19 high-impact publications and a doctoral thesis (summa cum laude) focused on the development of an entirely new field in the microsurgical training of young neurosurgeons, patented with the goal of free worldwide accessibility and reproducibility, and in the process of publishing my first book on this topic. I also happen to love whisky and currywurst. And everything about Western literature and art, just as I love and appreciate all these things in every other culture and civilization. Sadly, I am not going to support genocidal scum and child rapists commit endless crimes against humanity, if that’s your idea of assimilation. And I am not going to just watch them burn down the world in real time and shut up about it in order to protect myself and my career. I swore an oath. And I take it very seriously. (I do however apologize for the cheap self-congratulatory introduction for the sake of the argument)

Happy April Fools Dallas

Democrats need to go dark woke on this immediately Every hospital and clinic that closes should have a massive 4-story sign that says THIS HOSPITAL IS CLOSED BECAUSE OF THE REPUBLICAN "BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL." VOTE IN NOVEMBER

Shawn Marion needs to be in the hall of fame.

Amare a HOFer but Shawn Marion isn't?

@MANOMAGlC @Vengeancewood I mean, he's still got the 6th most wins all time.

oh boy without that 2008 championship…

@1600FILMZ @big_business_ Amare college tape is hard to watch

@big_business_ Basketball hall of fame also includes college and high school. Unlike the nfl only being pro hall of fame

I was surprised but ◻️ 6× NBA All-Star ◻️ 1× All-NBA First Team ◻️ 4× All-NBA Second Team ◻️ NBA Rookie of the Year Plus he was one of the best power forwards in his prime, ppl got in with less which is why it’s funny Pat Bev saying Dame Lillard is not a hall of famer

Shocking news.