MasterFarmer

@guideforlovers Dont be a simp

You're not the one You're just the last one before the clock runs out

@guideforlovers You are a stupid simp

Women go on girls' trips for one reason only: S*x with strangers

@GMBdura @MoLAFWRD_Zim @ObertDr14813 @joylynndoro @BadaraiEdson @HeraldZimbabwe @ZBCNewsonline @ZTNPrime @SundayNewsZimba @ManicaPostZim @DailyNewsZim Cost of production has gone thru the roof & yet producer price is down.Make it make sense.

2025/26 Farmer Producer Prices for maize, traditional grains, soya bean and sunflower released.

@BBCNews As it is supposed to be..

Olympic women's sport to be for biological females only bbc.in/47la3Z5

@CrimeWatchZW Coward of a man

Heartbreaking 💔 | Tonderai Spacious Mukaro (31), a truck driver based in South Africa, travelled to Chitungwiza where he took his own Iife and that of his four-month-old baby at his brother-in-law’s home. He then buried the child in the backyard of the house in St Mary’s, Chitungwiza. Reports say this happened after he found his wife cheating with his landlord. His wife had also told him that the baby was not his. Full story on H-Metro!

Well deserved win @ReserveBankZIM 👏👏👏👏

Facts about Church girls?

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@IanJaeger29 As it should

BREAKING: Democratic Senator Mazie Hirono warns that if the SAVE AMERICA ACT passes, it would require documentation to prove you’re a citizen.

@eezharhh You are very stupid

I married my wife 2 years ago. She was a very religious woman, so I trusted her with everything. I put her in charge of my property documents,lands, houses, everything. I even bought some in her name because I thought we were building a future together. Last month, my business hit a rough patch and I needed to sell a property to raise funds and repay a loan. I called her to bring the documents, and that’s when she started shivering. Small play, my "religious" wife confessed she has SOLD ALL my properties to raise money for her brother. Everything I worked for is gone. I’ve arrested her and the brother, but now the police and family are pleading on her behalf. My business is failing, I have debts to pay, and the person I trusted most has ruined me.

@TeleCricket You lost to Sri Lanka & Zimbabwe

🔹 Australia have suffered a humiliating early exit from the T20 World Cup after Ireland’s match against Zimbabwe at Pallekele Cricket Stadium in Kandy was washed out Read more 👇 telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2026/0…

@Donjaytrix001 Irs always these ugly ones

Another day to show u why Women deserve nothing

@IS_Netwrk29 You were outplayed simple get over it.

🚨 MASSIVE STATEMENT BY TRAVIS HEAD ON POOR PERFORMANCE AGAINST ZIMBABWE 🚨 Travis Head Said 🗣️ Honestly, I am very disappointed. Our performance in today’s match was very poor. The biggest problem was that when we came out to bat, we lost four wickets within the powerplay itself. After that, Renshaw and Glenn Maxwell tried to handle the situation and played really well, but in the end we couldn’t win the match.Zimbabwe national cricket team played an excellent game and their fielding was outstanding. I feel ashamed of this defeat."

@Breaking911 Mental illness

Transgender shooter who murdered 9 in Canada.

@emilyjuniper_ They have a serious mental illness

Why are transgenders so violent?

@EndWokeness Clowns

BREAKING: Canadian police reveal they are respecting the gunman's preferred gender pronouns. He transitioned at 12.

@CristianoXtra_ Z,

🚨 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo just won his battle against Saudi PIF ⚖️ Ronaldo has officially ended his strike against Saudi PIF, after all the club's employees' overdue salaries were paid" "It was also confirmed that the freeze on the powers of the CEO José Semedo and sporting director Simo Coutinho" has been lifted: "In addition, a financial amount has been transferred to cover all the club's expenses until the end of the season, including the expenses of the Al-Nassr women's team."

@AntiWokeMemes You cant make up this shit

I need words to describe this 🤡

@CollinRugg Stop these morons..

NEW: Singer Scott Hoying and his husband announce they are expecting a baby girl, release a three-minute musical video to make the announcement. Hoying is now gloating about his musical video, saying the goal was to make it super gay. "That was the goal! It just got gayer and gayer and more epic and more epic," he said, boasting about the video announcement. This poor child.