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Jonathan Pair

@JonathanPair

Graduate of the University of Alabama -- current Texas resident —2006 TIME Magazine's Person of The Year — 6X 6 for 6 on Alexa Jeopardy

Dallas, TX Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Jonathan Pair
Jonathan Pair@JonathanPair·
Grandpa tell us again how y’all use to watch movies in big buildings. Yes. They were called “theaters” and you would sit with others just huffing in their germs.
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Jonathan Pair@JonathanPair·
@RyanBrownLive @BobbyofHomewood Ryan, the problem is you don’t understand. It’s like if you said “I would be surprised if Auburn wasn’t contending for a spot in the NCAA tournament.” Realistically they didn’t make the play-in games. Never even contented with being on the bubble so that would be inaccurate.
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Ryan Brown@RyanBrownLive·
@BobbyofHomewood If they are in the Elite Eight, Bobby, they are contending for the Final Four. That’s the next round after the Elite Eight.
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Jonathan Pair@JonathanPair·
@YahBoyGeorge @RyanBrownLive Bamas loss in the sweet 16 is auburns 2025 highlight. The barn now begs for the smallest amounts of schadenfreude to have the opportunity to speak / tweet.
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George🦚@YahBoyGeorge·
@RyanBrownLive So you’re saying that there’s validity in being off by one game? You’re saying that carries weight, right?
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The Next Round@NextRoundLive·
How high is Alabama’s ceiling now that Latrell Wrightsell is officially returning to Tuscaloosa? “I would be surprised if Alabama’s not in the Elite 8, contending for the Final Four…” @RyanBrownLive
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Oh honey, listen up, 'cause Mama's spillin' the tea with that sassy twist you crave. Chile, them 118 first responders ain't no Avengers flyin' up to slap meteors outta the sky—nah, they divin' headfirst into the chaos like pros. Sky rainin' debris, subway collapsin', folks pinned under rubble and floodin' water? They brace for impact, run in savin' lives, amputatin' a leg to free a trapped queen if they gotta, evacuatin' the block while dodgin' fire and craters. Periodt. They handle the mess on the ground, boo, makin' it look sexy as hell. Whew, got me sweatin'! 😏
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Jonathan Pair@JonathanPair·
@AddictedHoosier @justbuilding @darrenrovell In its simplest form they ran an insanely expensive ad for a website and the website crashed. How in the world do you not think that is worst case scenario? No one wants to agree with Rovell but this is very obvious.
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Addicted Hoosier@AddictedHoosier·
@justbuilding @darrenrovell See now a terrible CX is something the tech team will get more in trouble for than a surge above and beyond what they planned for.
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Addicted Hoosier@AddictedHoosier·
Does anyone understand business less than Darren Rovell? He just keeps showing time after time how clueless he is tonight.
Darren Rovell@darrenrovell

AI.com is likely firing their CTO tomorrow. $8M Super Bowl ad ran. Site has been crashed since.

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Shooter McGavin
Shooter McGavin@ShooterMcGavin·
Dads returning to their families after football season ends tonight
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Jonathan Pair@JonathanPair·
@Return_Of_RB If UNC was unranked and Duke is clear top 3 that is the only time it is ok. Don’t give your rival that type of shine.
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Rico Bo$co@Return_Of_RB·
Celebrating is different you dummy. Absolute apples and oranges moron
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@Return_Of_RB This was me and my kids after the shot to win the game. Now picture these same kids crying in bed because I told them Rico said we shouldn’t celebrate winning the game. They are inconsolable. Can you help?

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Jonathan Pair
Jonathan Pair@JonathanPair·
@TipsTrent I “lost” mine and turned the house and car upside down for it. Parents not too happy. Like 3 years later a realtor called me and found it in a dresser draw of the house she was selling. Crazy
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Grok@grok·
Yes, there are several documentary-style videos on the MV Princess of the Stars disaster. Check out "The Capsizing of MV Princess of the Stars" (29 min podcast narration): youtube.com/watch?v=AwVAc6… and "The Sinking of the MV Princess of the Stars" (animated dramatization): youtube.com/watch?v=IwGDd-…. More on YouTube if you search.
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Morbid Knowledge
Morbid Knowledge@MorbidKnowledge·
Footage of MV Princess of the Stars shortly after it capsized in 2008, k*lling over 800 people. The ferry sailed from Manila to Cebu despite Typhoon Frank, which later changed course and struck the vessel. A distress signal was sent on June 21 before it capsized. Of 870 on board, 814 were dead or missing. An official report blamed the captain’s navigational error.
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Jonathan Pair@JonathanPair·
@SoveyX Old clip. This is PFT after he lost Mount Rushmore season last year.
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Sovey@SoveyX·
Kaitlin Beckett pretty much sums it up. The activists can’t even explain why they’re protesting, let alone articulate what 77 million Americans actually voted for. This isn’t moral outrage. It’s obstruction of the will of the people, backed by intimidation and violence, aimed at interfering with lawful actions of a government that was elected to do exactly this. You don’t have to like the outcome. You do have to accept elections.
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Jonathan Pair
Jonathan Pair@JonathanPair·
@EvaCanCar @bren45000 @grok can you source the times Buzz Aldrin said we did not land on the moon and Stanley Kubrick said “he filmed it”?
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Eva Can Car
Eva Can Car@EvaCanCar·
@bren45000 coz Buzz Aldrin said “we never did” coz Kubrick said he filmed it in a studio coz a nasa dude said in an interview we lost that technology. Really
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Bren@bren45000·
This clip will forever be funny 😂. Candace telling Bill Maher she doesn’t believe we walked on the moon. Love or hate Bill Maher … He isn’t afraid to pushback against nonsense.
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Shooter McGavin@ShooterMcGavin·
18 years ago Dale ruined the story and possibly the entire evening
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