Jonathan Warncke

Emigration curious? Check out my new podcast, South African Ex-Pats. I talk to ex-pats and experts about life beyond SA open.spotify.com/show/1scFwiTDn… #SAImmigration

open.spotify.com/episode/6Fk9FH… #southafrica #SAunrest #emigration #SouthAfricaBurning #podcast #NewZealand #Auckland

@danictr360 What are the queues like right now?

Step 1 done ✅ Hats off to everyone at CTICC running the show & nurses what a smooth and well run set up 👏🏻🙏🏻

#earthquake #capetown

The Godfather, TLDR: Grandeur-gilded gangster geezer greedily guards gained glory, gregariously galvanising grappa-guzzling guido gunmen. Faithful financiers fanatically facilitate forthcoming funds, fraudulently fabricating fiscally-free fortunes, fueling flamboyant furtherance.

Televised tennis tournaments tout temperamental teenagers' tirelessly trained techniques. Two tenacious talents tediously trade terrifically timed touches, trustfully targeting tensely tracked tangents, taming terrifyingly tricky topspins, tantalizingly tussling towards triumph.

#woolworthswaterchallenge adds emphasis to your diction and articulation, but does it stimulate you in the accumulation of gains? #virginactivesa @virginactiveSA @WOOLWORTHS_SA @menis

@BellPottinger Your apology will not help millions of South Africans denied education&services due to your complicity in bleeding the country of billions.

@iamjohnoliver I'm in South Africa. You do this: trumpwigsforhalloween.com

@TheDailyShow Trevor, got an idea for you. trumpwigsforhalloween.com. You're welcome.

@lenadunham I have an idea for Halloween. trumpwigsforhalloween.com. That'd chafe his dick. I'm South African, so you'll have to do it.

#heavychef "The Bic situation" proves that people HATE brands on SM platforms if they don't belong there. Missteps are red flags to bulls.

Take something old and make it new. Watch Whosane doing it his way with a Frank Sinatra classic and the Grand i10. youtu.be/xBpMQZJj5Sk

Check out new work on my @Behance portfolio: "NoMu Foods Radio" bit.ly/J4zYYq

@leagueofbeer @exmentalbrewers Throwing Copper IPA: wow, what a beer. The ingredients must include a very...LIVEly yeast? Get it? Live?

So. You're searching #designindaba2013 ? Kinda slow so far. I wonder if you'd rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck.

Hayley's AWESOME photography strikes back littlepinkbook.co.za/2012/11/engage…

shar.es/54BQj #RTD2012

@AndrewCrawford @AssemblyRadio @redbullmobileZA @RockingTheDaisy I need to see this again... #Flashmademedoit yfrog.com/h2i6kpp

@RockingTheDaisy @redbullmobileZA I've got a fever. And the only cure...is GrandMaster Flash...and also cowbell.