Jonathan Soroff

@mtgreenee Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!

This might be an unpopular opinion and could hurt some feelings. There are many conservative Christian women, who are influencers or leaders, that are selling themselves short and not being good role models by conforming to the world’s sexualization of women. If you are conservative and a Christian you know you don’t have to express yourself in sexual ways and you know you are attractive by dressing nice and feminine, and you can be beautiful and modest at the same time. Men will respect you more and think of you much more highly than just a sexual object for gratification. It’s also good to not tempt your Christian brothers and cause them to stumble. As conservative Christian women let us always be an example to girls and young women by displaying actions that our faith believes and not conform to the patterns of this fallen world. Be the light, don’t fall into the darkness.

@RepMTG @AlinaHabba Can you even find NY on a map?

.@AlinaHabba is right!!! We must protect American’s free speech and right to a fair trial! Pres Trump was denied a fair trial in NY where judges are now political activist instead of delivering justice!

@mtgreenee @TuckerCarlson Probably has more people scratching their heads than licking their wounds. 😂🤣😂

Just interviewed with @TuckerCarlson about my new book MTG. This is a spicy interview that might hurt a few feelings. 🔥🔥🔥 Order your copy today at mtgbook.com

Now @Uber joins CVS, Xfinity and other corporate behemoths in having THE shittiest customer support of any consumer business. Congrats!

Really, @Uber ??? Your online Help Center is a joke. Most un user-friendly thing I’ve ever dealt with. Get it together.

@USCustomsandBo1 Why the FUCK do I pay for Global Entry to put up with this bullshit?

Seriously, @USCustomsandBo1 WTF is with the shitshow at foreign airports where you’ve idiotically decided to put US customs (Canada, Ireland????) This is the REAL border problem you halfwits

@RepMTG @HouseGOP The only thing surprising about this Tweet is that you’re actually capable of reading and understanding a bill.

Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer wrote checks the American people can’t pay. Then they worked with Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi to pass the problem to @HouseGOP. I will not sign off on a clean bill raising the debt ceiling limit!

@RobinsonZiggy @davecullinane No time.

Friday spot?? @davecullinane

Oh and @cvspharmacy I would like the last hour of my life, which you wasted, back. In my profession, I would be unemployed for performing as poorly as you consistently do.

@cvspharmacy How can you possibly be SO bad at what you do, with such horrible customer service???? It boggles the mind.

@CapeSquidfest Antarctica. Mexico. Around.

@Jonathan_Soroff whoa...look who is back...how you doin? Where you been?

Can anyone please tell me exactly where Jesus said to dance dance dance with my hands hands hands over my head head head? Cant find it anywhere in the New Testament.

@drnasrine @CHANEL Hahaha! Love you! 😘

@Jonathan_Soroff loved seeing you! Always need to be in @CHANEL from a few seasons ago too boot!

@RepMTG 1 whack job from Georgia will burst a blood vessel today because Jews have space lasers and Democrats cannibalize children in pizza parlor basements #suchsoundreasoning #wereyoutaughtlogicbyaristotle

300 Americans will die today from fentanyl poisoning because Joe Biden is president and refuses to secure the border.

You picked the wrong island to fuck with. bostonglobe.com/2022/09/14/met…

@arishapiro @AudieCornish Absolutely nothing. 😘

@laurenboebert Make it make sense that any asshole can have a weapon designed only for combat, or that an imbecile like you can pass legislation.

The Biden administration is banning Juuls but distributing free crack pipes. Make it make sense.

@HawleyMO Kinda like the January 6 mob?

DOJ needs to announce a zero tolerance policy for violence right now. They’ve left radical leftists run wild - threatening the Justices, burning pregnancy care centers. No more. Protests are constitutionally protected but violence is not. DOJ must put a stop to it immediately

Yesterday the Supreme Court didn't believe in states' rights when they want to set commonsense gun safety laws. Today they believe in states' rights when they want to attack our reproductive freedom. This court no longer represents logic, equal justice, or the will of the people.