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@DougStanhope Pre-frontal lobe gasm!

Disciplining your anus tutut the bright Melodies takes great Focus

Watch yo back! Something is right there!

@ThatKevinSmith @VeggieGrill @miltandedies Dudenstien You look healthy Im glad you accept the terms Of the hardship of discipline

VALLEY GIRLS & BOYS! There is a brand new @VeggieGrill in Toluca Lake, a few blocks from @miltandedies! I went yesterday and both the food and the service were as top notch as they are at the 8000 Sunset location! (But I was not paid to tell you any of this: I’m just a big fan!)

@MarshaBlackburn @realDonaldTrump Yay! No bras bruhs!

If it wasn't for one convincing mother, the 19th Amendment may not have been ratified. Harry T. Burn, a state representative, had planned to vote against the Amendment until his mother successfully urged him to change his vote. cnn.it/32aRy5H

To clean the cesspool Gonna need some good cleaners To wipe up a mess And give love Keeping on

I hope ass Is huge plump and round In the afterlife No astroglide needed! At least not in the rudimentary sense!

@SarahKSilverman You have lost your way Let me send over some jealous jehovas witnesses to get your jabberwoki back on track!

Washing dishes singing Lizzo and subbing blame it on my juice w blame it on the Jews because I know how to have fun on a Friday night

@tomgreenlive How many Reese's Pieces of toilet paper are you going to need to use?

Shit I just ate 17 reeses peanut butter cups

If your doctor tells you you have terminal cancer Tell that doctor to fuck off Quit sinning And be healed Its so simple!

Last quote Bad words you can say but shouldnt Cunt.faggot, kike Motherfucker ass tits and squeeze!

An apple a day Keeps the faggots away Doctors orders! What? You got something against queers lighting fires? Or would you prefer some arrogant prick sniffing around for pussy to ignite some shit?!

Dont worry Ill be kicked off again Before daylight touches the east coast You sensitive sillys

@tomgreenlive What is negative? Un-apologetic my way?

Shit talkin is easy. and uncreative. Stop embarrassing yourself by being negative. 😀

Some dope ass jams Youngins! Listening to Too Fine To Do Time by @PANTyRAiD on @PandoraMusic pdora.co/2wsEHNM

When this drop comes! Too badass! Listening to F.U.N. by Bassnectar & Seth Drake on @PandoraMusic pdora.co/2RPwssT

#1 backer My dog Always has love

@chrisdelia Girls are just mad All the time Madd moms Mad tampax Mad cause they cant pee like us

That’s for jerking off.

@tomgreenlive Poop looks better on a womans face Than it does on a diaper!

Try to say something funny and not get criticized. Go!