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@tesla_jokes This shows in my app

@tesla_jokes Ok thanks

We are tracking Tesla FSD Launch in the 🇬🇧 UK sometime in 2027. But how much will it cost on subscription? 🇺🇸 $99 + tax 🇪🇺 €99 inc Tax 🇬🇧 £99 ? ?

@UKLabour 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you are on my side funny way of showing it

Today, 500 more free breakfast clubs are opening for 140,000 primary school children across the country. We're determined to bear down on the cost of living. This support alone will save parents up to £450 while giving them more time to get to work. Labour is on your side.

@lancscricket @jimmy9 Should be playing for England still

Double wicket maiden for @jimmy9! ✌😍 📺 bit.ly/4miVcV6 🌹 #RedRoseTogether

@DavidCarbutt_ Already been approved

Tesla’s FSD ‘won’t work’ in the UK as there’s ‘not enough road markings’... have you watched this video?

@rickygervais Would you rather be a dog or a cat ?

@rickygervais Elvino did flow

@RupertLowe10 Voting for Restore ✌️

Restore Britain would go much further than any other political party. If a criminal breaks into your home, and tries to violently injure you or your family? What happens to them, happens to them. If they get killed? That's their problem. We are on your side.

@RupertLowe10 Is there a candidate for babergh local elections ???

No point calling Green supporting young men and women ‘Marxists’ or ‘indoctrinated’ or ‘hard-left’. Some are, fine. Most aren’t. Most are just feeling patronised, insulted and neglected by an establishment that quite evidently doesn’t care about them. It hasn’t for a very long time. We all know that. They see the system doesn’t work for them, and they’re reacting to it. Democratically and fairly. Do I think Polanski will solve their problems? No. No I do not. Do I understand why they’re searching for an answer? Yes. Absolutely. Our job is to offer them an alternative option that they feel speaks for them. Polanski has done that, to be fair. Our job is to make sure Restore Britain does the same, but from a very different position. One that rewards their hard work, protects our borders, and unapologetically puts aspirational young British men and women at the very top of our agenda. One that provides skilled jobs which pay well, a path to living in a decent home in a safe neighbourhood - the opportunity to build a family. That’s what Restore Britain is aiming to do. Millions of young Brits are already backing that message. It’s wonderful to see. The argument against Polanski can be won, but only with a positive vision. Not patronising insults. Restore Britain has that vision.

@RupertLowe10 Is there a candidate in Barbergh ?

Restore Britain is becoming too big to ignore.

@elonmusk Better than ChatGPT for business purposes ??

Grok is constantly being updated, so there is a good chance that what didn’t work for you even a few days ago might work now

@bbctms @isaguha She’s an absolute legend great commentator

A very special day for @isaguha receiving her MBE for services to inclusivity and Cricket. Congratulations from all your friends & colleagues in the BBC Cricket team. #bbccricket

Two men jailed over repeated rape of young child bbc.in/4sbgBRG

@triffic_stuff_ Time to get another dog

🚨BBC WANTS TO BAN MAN'S BEST FRIEND TO PLEASE MUSLIM MIGRANTS! 🐶 😡 The BBC Is Coming For Our Dogs Because They Offend Newcomers Who Hate Them 🐕 😤 What the hell is going on?? The BBC is asking if the UK has become "too dog friendly" and complaining about too many dog-friendly places everywhere. They are pushing the idea that we need fewer dogs and fewer places welcoming them, like it's a national problem. Man's best friend has been part of British life for centuries. We love our loyal pups, they are family. But with mass migration we keep seeing complaints from Muslims who view dogs as unclean. We've had videos and reports of people saying too many dogs in the countryside are keeping Muslims away, and now even calls to create dog-free zones to make rural areas more "inclusive." F*ck off! This is Britain. We love dogs. If you don't like it, go somewhere more suitable to you!

@primevideosport @theowalcott Saka!!! Haha 😜

England 2006 🆚 England 2026 @theowalcott put them head-to-head 👀

@PolitlcsUK Wet wipe

🚨 WATCH: Ipswich Town’s Chairman apologises for hosting Nigel Farage “I unreservedly apologise for any hurt, pain, distress that’s been caused”

@BoothCricket @OllieHolt22 Time to move on lads… there not getting sacked

Steve Harmison on form here: Brendon McCullum should have been sacked, plus the Test player he would drop, and the others who are under threat dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/…

@jan_murray @JuliaHB1 @TfL World has gone mad

Come on @TfL … it’s not that hard … Just say WOMEN 🙄

@Steven_Swinford @JuliaHB1 Dog ate my homework miss

Exclusive: Police did not investigate the theft of Morgan McSweeney’s phone because officers were “too busy”, despite the sensitivity of his messages and contacts Sir Keir Starmer’s former chief of staff told the Metropolitan police that his phone was stolen as he returned home from a restaurant in central London on October 20 last year The theft of the work device means that McSweeney’s WhatsApp messages and texts to Lord Mandelson, the former ambassador to the US, cannot be retrieved. It has led critics to question whether the phone was stolen The State of It, the political podcast from The Times and The Sunday Times, can disclose that McSweeney told police the phone was taken by a man wearing a balaclava on an electric bike. The man grabbed it out of his hand as McSweeney was responding to text messages and cycled off. McSweeney gave chase but was unable to keep up Scotland Yard has a record of the incident but did not carry out any formal investigation. Officers did not speak to McSweeney directly because they were too busy. He was given a crime reference number and the case was closed McSweeney reported the theft of his phone to No 10 and the device was shut off remotely. He was given a new device with the same number the next day. The theft of the phone was first reported by The Sun on Sunday thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…