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“We don’t run a hype machine up here in the Midwest… when we fall short we don’t cry a river and whine and complain. And that’s why we’re the best” Curt Cignetti ended his first media day as a national champion with some shots fired at the SEC

@PFTCommenter Wow you got this out before shams?

GORILLA TRADE The Brookfield Zoo of Chicago is trading two Western Lowland Gorillas Kamba and Nora- ages 20 and 12, to the Columbus Zoo for 12 year-old old Kamina and 8-year-old Zahra. Chicago gets younger and sheds some bad contracts

If the nationals had the guardians pitching they’d be better than the dodgers man

@FanaticsBook Puka!

If you had $50 in FanCash to bet on ONE PLAYER to win NFL MVP next season....who are you taking??

Yikes the entire front office and ownership group met with LeBron and we still didn’t land him

@tomandmartys Brother brooks koepka is set for life. He is partying and not giving a damn about golf. Last Friday he was on pardon my take podcast absolutely hammered partying…

Something is def not right with him. He’s 84th in Fed Ex Cup points. This severely damages his chances of making playoffs, not to mention getting into Siggy’s next year.

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59 Giveaway Time! Whoever guesses my locker number I had at 3M gets the 60 degree vokey wedge that I used all week with a commemorative stamping

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@BFW I just want to say a few weeks ago on PMT they said Andy Dwyer was from the office and im still mad about

Ranking Parks & Rec side characters: 1 Jean Ralphio Saperstein 2 Joan Callamezzo 3 Perd Hapley 4 Councilman Jeremy Jamm 5 Dennis Feinstein 6 Bobby Newport 7 Jen Barkley 8 Crazy Ira and The Douche 9 Mona Lisa Saperstein 10 The animal control guys

It was always the Jaylen Brown trade by the way. Windhorst reported awhile ago watch out for both to the Cavs. Cavs refused to part with Mobley. One of the worst non moves in franchise history.

LeBron was literally planted and sprouted in northeast Ohio and this place is where he found his love for basketball, yet Donovan Mitchell a guy from New York has showed more love and passion to the city of Cleveland than LeBron ever has. We love you @spidadmitchell ❤️

Thanks for 2016, but you’re an enemy from here on out.

GOAT debate ended today.

@benlikessport Here’s injury management and Embiids ACL

Oh you stopped Embiid post work? Here’s a Maxey hesi tween Oh you stopped that? Here’s an Edgecombe rim run Oh you stopped that? Here’s a JB sidestep middy Oh you stopped that? HERES LEBRON JAMES

@DevaronPerry I am force simming to 2027 offseason

You are in control of the Cavs. What is your first move?

@TheHoopCentral @TheHeatCentral Weirdo.

Rich Paul circles Philadelphia on the LeBron destination White Board: “It’s Philly.” 🔥 (h/t @TheHeatCentral)

im not even joking i think facing the sixers in the playoffs and sending lebron into retirement might make me happier than winning the finals would

Lebron bout to average 10 4 and 4 man he’s so dumb

@LegionHoops ACLs and injury management

Who’s stopping this squad?

Bron dead to me that was some KD shit