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Jonathan

@JonvdMark

Dad. 🥩🔪🔨 Still in the control group. Tempus fugit.

Netherlands Katılım Ekim 2021
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Jonathan
Jonathan@JonvdMark·
@robvanwees @VPNExpress1 Dat jij het verband niet ziet, zegt niet dat er geen verband is, of dat het vergezocht is, maar meer over je inlevingsvermogen en/of beperkte wereldbeeld.
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Rob van Wees
Rob van Wees@robvanwees·
@VPNExpress1 Hoe leg je verband tussen die zaken? Echt indrukwekkend ver gezocht.
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Konstantin Kisin
Konstantin Kisin@KonstantinKisin·
I went on the London Tube for the first time in months yesterday. It's so much worse than I remember it: kids jumping over ticket barriers in full view of staff, hitting stop buttons on escalators, starting on other passengers. Is this common or did I get unlucky?
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iamyesyouareno
iamyesyouareno@iamyesyouareno·
Many such cases.
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Jonathan
Jonathan@JonvdMark·
@AntonKreil Thanks, part of the grand plan after 10 secrets. If you are doing an Europe tour and touch ground on RTM (jetparking more private) or AMS, I will supply you personally. Even the dogs.🫡 Hope the jet has a freezer. Alin has my number. Cheers!
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AntonKreil
AntonKreil@AntonKreil·
Warning. Communists are trying to take over the UK food supply. The unpayable inheritance taxes will create forced sales to the state. Then comes control and rationing. Be under no illusion. This is their plan.
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hoe_math = PsychoMath
hoe_math = PsychoMath@ItIsHoeMath·
Because we're not trying to trade you for her. We just want to sneak into extra wombs at low cost. I'm assuming you are (or believe you are) the hot one. So when this happens, it's not because we like the ugly one more than you. We don't want her, we still want you. It's just that if she makes it very very easy to get access to her, and she doesn't ask for any commitment, to us that's like "one free secret offspring, no purchase necessary." We're trying to get her secretly pregnant on the cheap and then run away and keep all of our time and resources for the "good one." The reason women don't understand this is because there's no reason for you to have the same needs. You don't drop offspring off, you pick them up, and almost always one at a time. That means that for you, creating a child is very expensive, but for us, it can cost as little as a sly glance. Does that help? A lot of men will sneak around with a cheap side girl because she's cheap. It's like paying the bills for a BMW, but you also want to test drive a jetski as long as it's free.
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zoomertea ♱⃓ 🇬🇧
zoomertea ♱⃓ 🇬🇧@zoomertea·
Can someone explain the male brain and why it will have a stunning girlfriend at home with a sweet baby then cheat on her with that…
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Jonathan
Jonathan@JonvdMark·
@AntonKreil 😂😂 No, he is a pig. This was a hand-picked grassfed cow. Feeding myself and innercircle instead of dealing with rising prices, poor quality and declining butchers overal + communists stealing land for made up carbon bs.
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AntonKreil
AntonKreil@AntonKreil·
@JonvdMark Did you murder and dismember your bank manager? 😂
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Jonathan
Jonathan@JonvdMark·
Receipt frl
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The Adventurous Soul
The Adventurous Soul@TAdventurousoul·
The saddest Moment ever Happened: Don’t open if you are soft hearted 🧵
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golda
golda@22golda23·
Athens, April 2018. European cities are worth fighting for. Girls should be able to wander, get lost, make memories and not be afraid of getting attacked (or worse) by animals. No, wait, animals have more decency.
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Michael Hiltzik
Michael Hiltzik@hiltzikm·
Poll: Who’s the biggest horse’s ass on the internet?
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LindyMan
LindyMan@PaulSkallas·
every man walks around with a scoreboard that has points for and points against. But he doesn't turn that scoreboard on at work it's only on after work and on the weekends. At work he takes abuse and conduct from others he would never take outside of work. But it doesn't matter. Because it's not on the scoreboard
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glycine nationalist
glycine nationalist@acteduweininger·
All you need to know about Ashwagandha is that it is a supplement from India that is supposed to boost mental clarity but all it does is turn you into a gay spiritually weak zombie, in other words a jeet. They should call it Jeetwagandha.
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Denmark banned Ashwagandha because it messes with hormones and induces abortions, like estrogen. It’s being put in most new supps in the US these days. Denmark recommends diet and exercise for weight loss, but their biggest company is Novo Nordisk who sells Ozempic to Americans.

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Alex Rosen
Alex Rosen@iFightForKids·
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