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@NotFarLeftAtAll Pleaded or Found?

SNP corruption Peter Murrell, who was the Chief Executive of the SNP, has pleaded guilty to embezzling £400,000

@NotFarLeftAtAll Has he had his Ready brek?

@NotFarLeftAtAll I reckon there's a few grand stacked in his treble chin?

@NotFarLeftAtAll Why say embezzeling....and not just on the make, milking the cow, and spending "LOADSA MONEY "!

@paulhutcheon Baloney, Sir Alex, Senior Rohl and T2 Hamshank

The Daily Record’s splash - Nicola Sturgeon as Manuel from Fawlty Towers.

@paulhutcheon Once a rag, always a rag!

@paulhutcheon Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂

@NotFarLeftAtAll unless to divert

@NotFarLeftAtAll I wonder, Wanda,....The Green, Green, Grass of Homo...something more sinister to this? Too quick to plead guilty unless too divert from 'everything else '?

Does anyone REALLY believe that Nicola Sturgeon didn’t know her husband was trying to fiddle the books ??

@NotFarLeftAtAll WGA ✈️ FXXK!

@chelseajade7426 @RadarLanark Jeezo! Pure Puddey Cat sloth - they've got such a hard life so they have!! Treated like Royalty, or His Lordship. and they still don't appreciate it! It's utterly baffling!

@RadarLanark My boys are the same!!

He's had a hard morning doing nothing so needs a nap to recover. 😸

@RadarLanark Look at that smile! He's one happy puddey cat 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️

@RadarLanark Could be a sign of something......??!! They know

The lad continues to get braver. For the first time he's spent most of the day on the couch with me, attached at the hip. 😸

@PinkNews Get me a bucket

Gay couple Andrew and Alfie have gone viral online thanks to their notable 30-year age gap. The couple, who are based in the Cotswolds in the UK, have shot to fame after appearing on the British reality TV show Gogglebox, where their relationship has seriously divided viewers. Alfie is 33 while Andrew is 63, with the happy couple recently celebrating their third anniversary as husbands after tying the knot in Italy back in 2024.

@KalshiEPL Even if this is false....he's a nutcase all the same!

🚨 BREAKING: Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis was reportedly seen with a ripped shirt and bruises on his face after an altercation during the EuroLeague final in Athens.

@iain_masterton Patrick will be able to visit him in the Green room, to discuss their stash!!??

Peter Murrell driven away to prison

@piersmorgan @GMB Enjoy! Mikel is a Champion 🏆 and when he played for Rangers FC. He deserves it big time

There aren’t many days I wish I was back anchoring early morning paper reviews on @GMB .. but today is one of those days.

@MrJamesMay Here's my Mr Bobos! Got him 2017 from home. After I'd taken aneurysm and survived. They thought he was about 3-5 years old then. He is my boy and I love him so much.

My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament. I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray. Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.

@MrJamesMay Hes lovely James. Make sure to give him the best send off! RIP Mr Bouncer 🙏 😢

@STFU1346 @RakoTuke Brilliant 👏 👏 👏 laugh 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃

@RakoTuke You're a miserable cunt 😂

I hope we get pumped in every single game and never make a World Cup again. Anything to avoid this, ANYTHING.