Jordan Austin

men are also allowed to not prefer you because you don’t have a car, a house, too many kids or no money….

How it feels getting home and finally being able to isolate urself and lie down in bed

When she's trynna diss me on her IG story but i lowkey fw the song choice

When you went home for hydration break as a kid and Mom didn't let you go back

Pov: you get robbed in china and the police asks what he looked like 💔😭

When someone knows you but you don't know them.

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings. Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

"I saw you and you didn't even say hi" Me walkin down the street:

When my mom calls me useless because i didn't remember her Facebook password

“Are you free after work?” Me after work :

Normalize being more fit at 30+ than you were at 20.

do not go broke trying to play husband at a young age.

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break

The Spurs blowing another double digit lead

@jaiy__ Okay CT 😮‍💨

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.

When you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 4x