Jordan Janssen

@ohkaspls *shakes my little procurement fists in disgust

Sometimes I wish I had one of those fake jobs like working in Procurement

worth noting the two L/NP seats in doubt above both feature female candidates - these are included in the 25% figure

NB: graph is OP, and leans per the below for ‘in doubt’ seats: - INDs winning Bean, Bradfield, Calare, Goldstein - Labor winning Bendigo, Bullwinkel, Calwell, Franklin, Fremantle, Longman, Wills - L/NP winning Flinders, Monash - Greens winning Melbourne and Ryan

> The Coalition doesn’t have a ‘woman problem’ uhhhh… #AusVotes2025

@BeauGiles Beard game: on point 🔥

Good beard day

This is the second time in a week where my journey into work has been delayed by 30+ minutes

Oh, but of course — very few politicians actually take the train, so how would they know what’s it’s like?!

I retain my steadfast support for any political party who promises compensation for train disruptions, automatically applied to a myki account that touched on/off during the impacted time

It must’ve been all that Melbourne coffee. #AusOpen

@BeauGiles Not the IRL 🍆 I’m after

🍆 emoji IRL

@nath_lj One of my (pretty straight) colleagues had something very similar to this. He was very embarrassed 😂

Attacked

@MisterMitchness probably makes your profile look more alt-like

I’m gaining more followers after I removed face pics. It’s the muscular shoulder isn’t it? I’m going with that 😅

@AflGlicko I remember the 2016 election result day vividly. I had my last ever uni exam that afternoon and a group of us went on campus to study during the day. Kept abreast of the results “in the background” until results started to favour Trump. It definitely wasn’t my best exam 😂

Why study tomorrow when you can analyse swings.

Old mate literally did this right over the floor too.

Strong suggestion for Metro/PTV to explicitly add “no clipping of nails” as a prohibited activity on public transport.

No other candidate has sought election before and the only advertising I’ve seen around the neighbourhood is between Jenna (incumbent) and Georgia (challenger). There is so little transparency around local gov elections. People have to research to find anything, which no one does

This comes a day after I coincidentally received five HTV cards on the same day from candidates in my ward – all, directing #2 preference flows to one candidate - an independent but former Freedom Party (anti-vax, alt-right micro party) state election candidate.

This is dodgy af. Non-candidate and Council Watch President, Dean Hurlston has authorised negative election material purporting to be from a current councillor and candidate. Only really observant people will see or read the authorisation and realise this isn’t actually from her.

Genuinely think I may switch from Carlton to Tassie Devils