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@MisterMitchness

🏳️‍🌈 Greens Member 💚

Melbourne Katılım Ağustos 2012
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Mitch@MisterMitchness·
@hamhammer27 Poor crowd control practices from Metro will result in preventable deaths. It’s a matter of when, not if. I’ve seen enough to know that it’s a feature not a bug.
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TomOyn 🚉🏗️@AussieWirraway·
The X'trapolis 2.0 is Melbourne's next generation of train; soon to debut on the Craigieburn, Upfield and Frankston lines I was kindly invited by the project team this week for a sneak peak inside the train, here's some photos and thoughts from me (1/9)🧵
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Twink death is seeing your weight begin with a 7 for the first time in years
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Mitch@MisterMitchness·
@AflGlicko It’s the mullet, makes him look like a try-hard
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Mitch@MisterMitchness·
Is it “Jakes” or “Jarks”? No-one seems to know #AflDogsSwans
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S.🎧@1ssve·
Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready
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@tayser82 I wish the NIMBYs would stick to anti-capitalism.
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Alastair Taylor@tayser82·
Victorian NIMBYism isn't really about building new housing, it is solely defined by the number of objections you get to a Maccas proposal. This time: Phillip Island. abc.net.au/news/2026-04-2…
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Mitch@MisterMitchness·
@aussiewongm I get that. I’m going to the footy tonight, but instead of going to my local station at Mooroolbark, I drove to Mitcham because service past Ringwood is so poor in the evenings.
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Marcus Wong
Marcus Wong@aussiewongm·
It seems kinda arse about driving a car a few suburbs over for a public transport related event, but even free PT fares and trains running every 10 minutes isn't enough to make a 55 minute trip with one change of train competitive against a 25 minute / 15 kilometre drive.
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Mitch@MisterMitchness·
@arcadioenjoyer @XtrapolisLegs Yep, the air inside should be SLIGHTLY warmer on cold days and SLIGHTLY cooler on hot days than the air outside - but 25 when it’s 5 outside or 20 inside when it’s 35 outside is overkill and uncomfortable for those dressed appropriately for the weather.
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Em@arcadioenjoyer·
I am now radically anti-heater on trains. If it's cold outside I have dressed for that and am now way too hot on the train. The threshold for them to absolutely crank the heater also seems to be about 18 degrees. I'm sweaty!!!! Cut it out!!!
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Mitch@MisterMitchness·
@arnesa_kustura Shelf-life depends on packaging. In Australia, chicken will last 10-14 days in a sealed pack that has been flushed with nitrogen to remove oxygen. As soon as the pack is pierced, shelf life drops dramatically. It’s not chemicals, just science.
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Arnesa Buljušmić-Kustura
Arnesa Buljušmić-Kustura@arnesa_kustura·
It has been 7 years since I lived in the United States of America and still every week I buy meat or chicken and think to myself that it will be fine in the fridge for the next 7-10 days & every single time it expires within 1-2 days after purchase. America has spoiled me.
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Mitch@MisterMitchness·
@fesshole Man discovers teamwork leads to favourable outcomes. Groundbreaking.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My wife is a stay at home mum and I'm constantly praised for how "hands on I am as a dad" and how much I "let my wife have a break from the kids". The truth is whenever I take the kids out for the day my wife is more likely to have sex with me that evening.
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Mitch@MisterMitchness·
@NicNegrepontis Hear me out. Pick the two best finals from the previous year (with 4 different teams obviously) and have those be the opening two.
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Mitch@MisterMitchness·
@hamhammer27 15 car H-Set pulled by K-Class locos.
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ham 🪴@hamhammer27·
hello matthew guy mp how do you propose fixing the wyndham vale line please let us know thank you
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😼@dutchessprim·
I’m going to be blunt. If you are hiring, post the fucking salary range. No one has time to wonder what your hiring budget is.
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Mitch@MisterMitchness·
@ikbenbenji And they charged you for the water too probably
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