Jordan Carr

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@roundhoward when is the From season 3 pod coming!!!!!?!

@CoochieReloaded @xwebsterx they show your work no respect

Is it showing off my brand new lower back tattoo

@nickcostduh .001 over 5mg and someone looks at me for more than a second and I’m fully prepared to live the rest of my days in a psych ward

This is news!

What should I do? @jasonmoore @TheFFBallers

Could you even imagine just popping on a social media app after months of silence to say, “I’m back” 🥸

Me saying “I really wish I would’ve kept my jncos” is the equivalent to my mother telling me, “I really wish I would’ve kept my records”

Want to really make your girlfriends mad? Tell them that this #VanderpumpRules ordeal is a scripted ploy to revitalize the show.

#from is the best show on tv. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Well then…

@AOC That’s a real human face,..

He is publicly intimidating a judge and pointing a spotlight on their family to his supporters - many of whom have admitted in court to committing violence in his name. He knows what he’s doing.

This is a very fun #Wrestlemania

It’s very hard not to scream when your phone reminds you of when you were trying so very hard to be cool by being anything but. It’s very hard to be so connected to a device that wants nothing more than for you to constantly be embarrassed and regretful of your past.

This is a work of art!

The Constant aired 15 years ago today.. One of the best episodes in TV history. #LOST

@nickcostduh Next stop- Hoppusville

How does one go on after being so positively certain yet so absolutely wrong about everything? #TheTraitorsUK

@ghostclub__ “Happy” and “radio” had heavy rotation in my dad’s garage while I snuck out to smoke in high school.

This record is coded into my dna. Masterpiece material.

This is wild

@PFTCommenter “Now, I’ll give specific scripts every week only on patreon. Just $20 a month”

Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged