Jordan Atkinson

@DirkRugged OFN

Lol this is great.

@dtpoley @robotpost go ahead caller.

@robotpost Like what? Is this thing on?

@amybp76 2020 strikes again

My son brought home exactly ZERO peanut butter cups. Truly end times.

@amybp76 This is exactly what children are for. Get them to hop to if.

Just ate a boatload of carbs. Will now lay on the couch being cranky until someone carries me upstairs.

@soursamo @TimHortons @McDonalds coffee FTW.

@soursamo @Xbox @XboxSupport Lulz

@amybp76 That's an @EastSideSate move if I've ever seen one.

My children have disappointed me once again.

@frankiemacd Beauty day, @frankiemacd!

What's the weather like in west coast of North America including Vancouver British Columbia

@amybp76 What took you so long?

I wear ill-fitting sweatpants and bikini tops. I refuse to shower. This is me now.

@amybp76 More manly than @EastSideSate.

Name a better Prince Eric. I’ll wait.

@amybp76 I blame his father

My son just announced his plans to start wearing a “man bun”. My failure as a mother is complete.

@miellarino You were on your phone, weren't you?

@miellarino You're welcome.

@miellarino Hhmmm, most will kill you. You should be ok with this one though. sweetandsavorymeals.com/instant-pot-or…

@miellarino No. I have so many but with your dietary restrictions you'll just poo poo them all.

@miellarino I love the sweatpants but the heels hurt my feet.

@miellarino Animals can sense evil. 😮

@miellarino It's your boss. 100%.

@amybp76 @LorenMcGinnis WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW!?! theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…

@LorenMcGinnis Legit get excited if they’re not stale

If I’m honest, I eat 300-500 goldfish a week. #Parenthood