Jordan Haarmann
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Jordan Haarmann
@JordanHaarmann
Luckiest Husband. Fantasy footballer. Lifetime member of #STLCardinalsNation and #NinerGang
Katılım Kasım 2013
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Predict 49ers RB Christian McCaffrey’s stat line vs his old team, the Panthers 👀
Total Yards:
Touchdowns:
Whoever nails it gets a gift in their DMs. Must be following this account. #FTTB
TAP IN WITH YOUR PREDICTIONS ⬇️🔥

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@DynastyDadFF So just about half the backups in the league are “sleepers”? So you can tell us next year inevitably that you told us to draft the one who gets to play because of an injury
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I’ve been digging into RB Depth Chart since February for Dynasty & Watched every Pre-Season Clip to confirm for Redraft Fantasy Football
Here are my 13 SLEEPER RBs you NEED to STASH to Win Your Leagues (w/ Preseason highlights)🧵
Dynasty Dad@DynastyDadFF
I’ve been digging into Situations since February for Dynasty & Watched every Pre-Season Clip to confirm for Redraft Fantasy Football Here are my 13 Breakout Players you NEED to DRAFT to Win Your Leagues w/ (Preseason Clips to Enjoy)🧵
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@Rob_Lowder Two weeks in a row they’ve put to rest the narrative that Shanahan can’t win from behind. Chiefs have been a first half dominant offense, with a second half defense that has given up very little all season. Going to have to start better in the big one on both sides of the ball!
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Ladies and gentleman, it’s Takeaway Time!
The #49ers rallied back from a 24-7 deficit to beat the Lions 34-31, claiming the NFC Championship and punching their ticket to the Super Bowl!
Reply with your takeaways and we'll talk about them on tonight's episode of Striking Gold!
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Keyshawn Johnson on the 49ers comeback win:
“Was it really truly a comeback? I mean at the end they start the 4th quarter down 7 points, they kick a field goal & it’s really 4…. I’m just saying a comeback is a double digit deficit. When we all start talking about the #49ers being unable to come from behind, we’re not talking about a 4 point come from behind situation, we’re talking about double digit deficits.”
via: @undisputed

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@Rob_Lowder Shanahan’s decision at the end of the half to be ultra conservative and settle for a long field goal when he doesn’t do that all year is why January/February Shanahan drives me crazy!!
I have all the faith in Brock to win us games like this at the end. May need 2 more GW drives!
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It. Is. Takeaway. Time.
The #49ers win a thriller against the Packers. Brock Purdy and the offense put together a game-winning drive, and Dre Greenlaw seals it with the interception.
Send me your takeaways and we'll talk about them on tonight's episode of Striking Gold!
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@areasports That’s a bad time to get T’d up. It’s still a ballgame with time. Can’t have your coach lose his cool like that
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@Eheinz56 Eagles done for. See ya in the NFC Championship
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@49ersSportsTalk 265 yards, 2 TDs, 1 int. Meanwhile CMC has 160 scrimmage yards and 2 TDs, locks up MVP after Lamar stumbles against the Dolphins
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Predict #49ers QB Brock Purdy’s stat line Vs Commanders:
This is a redemption game for Brock!
My prediction: 315 Yards, 4TDs, 0INTs

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Instead of paying Nick Bosa like he’s an elite quarterback, trade him for an elite quarterback @49ers.
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@jeezydontdoit43 In the last 3 days, it’s been Titans, Jets, Dallas (Fuck Philly), Bears, now Philly. You all over the place my dude! It’s Bang Bang Niner Gang and that’s it
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@FanDuel Matt Forte’s rookie season helped get me my first title
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@STLRamsHistory The first XLF game and the “Fuck Stan Kroenke” chants
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Done lots of educational videos at this point...
If you want to *actually* make $ betting, here's the top ones:
1) Intro to profitable betting: youtu.be/rbqJAY0xcGY
2) Positive EV: youtu.be/9SxkrRc6kgE
3) Arbitrage: youtu.be/1rVWb7YivNk
4) Math: youtu.be/PB0Rc6rzMxA

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@ryanghensley The last play before halftime where he almost let the clock run out was a WTF moment. But in general he’s had really solid play for us.
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@LombardiHimself How to we defend Hurts? Feels like QBs who are capable of running like Hurts does has been a weakness of ours the past few seasons
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