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There’s two sets of rules depending on which team is which in #AFL ITS PATHETIC? can someone explain holding the ball to me? It’s so fucked at the moment

@MattWalshBlog Yes but it makes the whole “in his image” bullshit not real. Means you aren’t special. So challenges the bible lovers

I'm a lot more open to the possibility of aliens than many people here, but the idea that anything related to aliens or UFOs could have "Bible-changing" implications is totally ridiculous. There is no reason why it should shake anyone's faith to find out that God created other lifeforms on other planets out there in the vast cosmos. There are like a hundred billion galaxies. My faith does not demand that I assume they're all completely empty.

@Gypsyrwc @witchwounds What a weird thing to say lol. Go fix your trauma

@witchwounds There’s three things missing here. 1 - Is he saying that because you’re mentally challenged and can’t work ? 2 - Is he saying that because he wants to bang your hot friends ? 3 - Is he saying that because your mother says the opposite ? Fucksakes.

sitting on the couch in the living room and my dad walking by turns to me and says "if your plan is to not have a job and live with me till im dead thats cool with me by the way" then just continues into the kitchen to grab a soda and play crimson desert at 10am on a wednesday

@Mr_goji54 Doesn’t mean they can’t exist all in the same universe though. I think old Lee Shaw and young Lee Shaw will meet not through a rift but in the actually timeline

No multiverse will be part of any ‘Monarch: Legacy of Monsters’ & spin-off shows according to producer, Tory Tunnell.

@OnlyCarlton_ Yeah nah this is just a bias take. He is not the best inside mid lmao.

The “Cripps is washed” debate cooks me. Is the game moving past him? Probably. But he’s still the best inside mid in the comp. No one feeds the ball out of stoppage better, the mids around him just don’t go with him. It’s like having a loaded gun and not knowing how to use it.

@Bombers_Boss Relocate Essendon to Darwin

Is there a consensus #1 pick in the MSD this year? Handy to get a McCarthy type this year if we get pick 1

@Nekatus @survivetheark Why not create osd defences etc that only occur in caves ? Makes it more challenging

What do you think of removing supplycrates on bjarnheim so you need to get cavedrops, kill alphas, do OSDs for loot? I do not compare to other maps for such balance decisions, I balance maps as if they were standalone adventures. @survivetheark #playARK #ARKSurvivalAscended

@FOXFOOTY I mean they’d walk into Richmond and west coasts team easily.

How many players in Carlton's current 23 would walk into every other team? #Couch's Jordan Lewis says... one.

@Cade_Wilsonn @alkaiuf_ I didn’t realise he was 6”1 not too bad then actually

@JordanHunter717 @alkaiuf_ he’s 6 foot tall, yeah he slight but so was nas when he was at half back

Lance Collard DOMINATED the VFL match against Carlton after a move to half back Hints of NWM with his overlap run, kicking, and speed Naturally, there were a few mistakes especially defensively, but overall an extremely promising start to his new position🚀

@DBureges @aflratings You’re a Collingwood supporter. You’re not intelligent

@JordanHunter717 @aflratings Coping? We beat you Wtf! do you even know what that word means 🤡

A way too early look at Wildcard Round.. 🫣 @aflratings

@DBureges @aflratings Keep coping bro😂😂😂

@JordanHunter717 @aflratings We also had 5 key players out and you had your best 22! Billy Frampton was our only key back Why are we even having this conversation you’ll win one game until round 16! You won’t even make finals

@DBureges @aflratings You guys got slaughtered we just didn’t have any forward structure. Your lose by 8 goals if we played you next week

@aflratings St Kilda 🤣 put us straight through to the following week

@misterp33e Bro just called himself a cis male. Brother kindly go fuck yourself

I'm a cis male. Having anal sex with a woman feels like having sex with a tight ring for my penis, I don't really enjoy it. Out of four women I've done anal with one liked it the other three hated it and had pain even being extremely gentle and luts of lube. Vaginal sex is like

@BradKlibansky Callum Wilkie

Would love your thoughts. Who do you think is currently the best player in the AFL? There’s a 💪 list ⬇️ to choose from: Isaac Heeney Nick Daicos Marcus Bontempelli Christian Petracca Kysaiah Pickett Zak Butters Other- who?

@GirlSamurai2 Think someone’s a bit salty

You bet we're pissed. Invested 9 years of ruck training/Kreuzer for him to decide he'd take it all to another club for $ after getting a fair offer here. Loyalty matters. Jack too - nursed through ACL. But you stay happy with your coach with the NDA👀, SOS family 🤮 & Collard☣️

@BurgerBoys08 @PiesWrldd You’re not very intelligent then. It’s not hard to comprehend. Tdk is a lot younger and an athletic ruckman and we used banked money due to us not spending our salary cap for years. Can’t just hand farms under the table like Geelong do. Clown

@PiesWrldd For the life of me I can’t figure out how a team with Rowan Marshall can justify paying TDK $1.7m per year. One of the dumbest contracts in history I think

@CCampbe66919120 @Haydenfreedom Ask for their first rounder. They’ll give it for Cripps. Need a full clean out

@JordanHunter717 @Haydenfreedom Do we even get much for him? To be fair west cost could use him well

Silvagni is probably the biggest snake in Carlton history. Give him hell tonight blues fans #aflbluessaints

@CCampbe66919120 @Haydenfreedom Will ask for a trade to asst coast end of year

@JordanHunter717 @Haydenfreedom How so? He leads the league in contested possessions and 3rd in clearances He’s Definitely out of his prime I agree! But useless?

@CCampbe66919120 @Haydenfreedom He’s fucking useless

@JordanHunter717 @Haydenfreedom Guessing he should have hung them up after 30 and a goal last week? Or just when he has a bad game?