@greg16676935420 Oh it's not just jail. I mean, it is jail (not fun), fines (even less fun), and penalties (the most least fun of all).
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Jordan Johnson
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Jordan Johnson
@JordanJohnsonJR
Aspiring Renaissance Man.
San Francisco Bay Area, CA Katılım Ocak 2010
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@SarahisCensored This looks like a spreadsheet. What are we angry about?
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Zoom in on this.
If you’re not angry yet, you should be.
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@ItsMattsLaw I am literally stealing this to post it on LinkedIn
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the enemies of my enemies are my enemies. their enemies too. friendship is at least 4 or 5 enemies in
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There’s too much life to live and not enough time to have it
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My favorite part of moving into a new place is having absolutely no recollection of where you stored anything no matter how many labels you put on every single box
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@RobertFreundLaw Is that not what you're supposed to do?
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I take this as showing "life after law school" if you decide not to take the bar and go back to spending family money instead.
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@RobertFreundLaw Gotcha, that makes sense. Thank you for taking the time to explain.
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@JordanJohnsonJR Collecting can be difficult in private litigation, but in FTC enforcement actions, especially where the parties stipulated to the amount of both the judgment and what will be paid, collecting typically isn’t an issue.
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Update: FloatMe has agreed to a $3M judgment.
Rob Freund@RobertFreundLaw
The FTC is not wasting any time this year—here's a new case about subscription offers. The agency sued personal finance app FloatMe and its co-founders today. FloatMe allegedly charged users without consent and used "dark patterns designed to thwart ... attempts to cancel."
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@JordanJohnsonJR there’s an extra day in february jordan!
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on the one hand I don’t want to kick off the year being pedantic but otoh I kind of want everyone to know it’s a leap year?!
Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D@RVAwonk
Happy New Year! You’re the author of the next 365 pages of your life, so write something good! 🎉
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@RobertFreundLaw Sorry for the delay.
I meant that a judgment is final but then actually collecting the damages amount can seem like an insurmountable task from what I understand.
I’m still in law school so there may be far more processes/admin stuff that we haven’t learnt yet. My apologies
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@yooty I am going through Con Law rn and I hope I feel the same way in the future
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this has been discussed broadly but my all time beers have to be:
—Airport beer
—Lobby bar beer for work trip
—College football tailgate beer
—First beer on vacation
—First beer in warm weather that year
—Wedding open bar beer
what did I miss?
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A map of who America is rooting for in the NFC Championship:
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Espresso Martinis are just Four Lokos that went to Yale, studied abroad in Milan, and worked at Goldman Sachs for a few years
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Life only gives you so much time and so many roles to play
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