alexandra j. roberts

@Travispaints @yosoymichael love it! also reminded me that I recently snapped this pic:

Pickle ball. My acrylic painting.

so @truthinad filed a complaint w/ FTC & DOJ against legacy cremation services for deceptively posing as a local funeral & cremation provider when it isn't & violating FTC/DOC order legacy took down all 60k of its webpages the next day SUPER CREEPY vibes on this one guys 😩

a little too on the nose 😒

@JenLovesHistory bed bath overstock containers & beyond

probably going to need a more concise second rebrand 🤔 it’s informative but it’s a little clunky right

if a judge says “this [case quote] looks like a hallucination” & you reply “it definitely is not a hallucination” you absolutely better be able to show the language you quoted is real & comes from a case that exists

not today, mystery kcup 😳

@wazircdt @TMZ why does this look like billy joe 🧐

@TMZ Barbie Girl — 1997

Aqua, the group behind "Barbie Girl," announces their band breakup. 💔 bit.ly/4ulLqVD

the sound of 200+ trademark law professor hearts breaking 💔💔💔

@seanmfdineen WHAT

In the early days of commercial ice-making, they were sucking on exported Walden Pond all the way over in Calcutta.

@AndrewWCoffman is it going to be bed bath & containers is it going to be the container store & beyond is it going to be BBCB? I think I like BBCB

@lexlanham From a practical standpoint, this provides information to consumers where the brand moved and then consumers will come up with a good abbreviation they can adopt.

@melnickjeffrey1 ☠️

I’m beginning to understand that many of you use the word “cancelled” to index the much more complex social process we used to call “falling out of favor”

i spoke with @TheFP about this litigation and the broader false advertising principles in play thefp.com/p/this-company…

apeel sued one of the ringleaders, "greensmoothiegirl," for false advertising & more the case recently settled but i expect we'll see more like it people increasingly trust influencers over established news sources, giving them tremendous power when they make substantive claims

apeel created a safe, edible, fda-approved coating to extend the lives of fruits & vegetables after you buy & bring them home then some MAHA influencers decided it was "toxic" & "poison" & persuaded their followers to boycott, sabotaging deals w/ major grocery chains

having way too much fun with my summer project, which is already littered with f-bombs (brunetti) but must now take care to discuss whether the phrase "assholes live forever" is, in fact, conveying information to the public

love an amazon listing that cites prestonette v. coty on first sale (also, "CopyRight" really emphasizes the Rights in the copyright)

@OnlyInBOS they’re nice in newton centre!

JP Licks in Coolidge Corner might have the rudest customer service in the Boston area. I thought it was just me until I checked their Google reviews. Multiple people mention that the staff was rude during their visit and workers acting annoyed when they were asked questions.

@mariana057 all the hair elastics in the whole house 😩

You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?

"the marks aren’t aesthetically functional because the defendant’s “allegedly infringing merchandise would still function as shirts, sweaters, pillows, & hoodies without bearing the marks" judge said oh, no...that's not... #jcite" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">bloomberglaw.com/bloomberglawne…

kitson's owner tells reporters the hotel offered it him money to settle but he wants more than just money; he wants a public apology he has since taken the fight public, posting signs “if you chose to stay at BHH...pls do not patronize our store.” nypost.com/2026/05/14/bus…

the beverly hills hotel sued kitson in 2024 for trademark infringement & dilution over its use of "beverly hills" in similar font the fight wages on, w/ kitson arguing BHH's trademarks should be canceled based on aesthetic functionality & noting they don't use "the" or "hotel"