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@mencke I’m sure more will be released after this dumb shmuck tells us more about how we need Greenland

@JordanMangini Only few percent of the files are released..

What happened to the Epstein files … ??? Are they not going to be released

This used to be the URL for a story on the @DeptofDefense website about Jackie Robinson's time in the Army. The story has been removed. The ghouls who did this should be ashamed. Jackie Robinson was the embodiment of an American hero. Fix this now. defense.gov/News/Feature-S…

Who needs an alarm when you get a lil’ earthquake to gently bring you back to consciousness. This app is trash, I got a push notification to download a separate app for GrokAI, oh how the mighty have fallen.

Today @WCKitchen lost several of our sisters and brothers in an IDF air strike in Gaza. I am heartbroken and grieving for their families and friends and our whole WCK family. These are people…angels…I served alongside in Ukraine, Gaza, Turkey, Morocco, Bahamas, Indonesia. They are not faceless…they are not nameless. The Israeli government needs to stop this indiscriminate killing. It needs to stop restricting humanitarian aid, stop killing civilians and aid workers, and stop using food as a weapon. No more innocent lives lost. Peace starts with our shared humanity. It needs to start now.

“I could do a more slicked-back look.” Tom I think the line you’re looking for is: *You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back.* Irina Aleksander with some top notch journalism, worth the read. nytimes.com/2024/02/20/mag…

So, a quake then?

I didn’t think this silly platform would devolve over this short of a period of time #MyXAnniversary

The nice part of Twitter decomposing, and Threads getting added to my phone recently is I get notifications from neither. The algo’s that used to give me trending #twitter tweets has been turned off by Elmo and #threads is push blocked bc I want to have a petty stand against FB.

The US Defense Budget is a titan of it’s own industry and yet all that fiduciary spending isn’t spent on solving #Tinnitus - what good is mountains of cash if all I can hear is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It took around thirty hours (30:11:27 to be precise) for me to beat adventure mode on #SSBU - and what a wild ride it was. What is there to do with a saved game that is cleared of the final boss? Asking for a friend.

If you see me looking in your direction with a furrowed brow simply trust that I’m struggling to read the brand name of your shirt, hat, or jacket.

I am so out of touch I thought #Mopar gear was having a resurgence or renaissance, turns out I just couldn’t tell the difference between that logo on a hat and #travismathews

George Converse passed away today. He taught me a valuable lesson as a youngin’. An entire afternoon can be spent setting empty sodas up into little pyramids on a concrete bench in a backyard only to walk 20 ft away from them and pelt those cans with rocks. I <3 u George, RIP 🥲.

“There is three of us in this situation” VS “It is not fair” #scandoval needs to choose one. Why can’t Ariana just quit, & have a healthy boundary to not be on camera when processing this awful event in their life? It’s weird to bandy the word “obligation” about in this context.

The Howie Mandel episode of #scandoval can serve as a fresh 2023 analogy of The Curse Of Knowledge. Tom explains how he entered into therapy knowing something, that he withheld from Ariana and was surprised that she acted differently than he had hoped, knowing what he knew.

After 18 hours and 50 minutes, I finally beat #alinktothepast on my Switch. I probably spent that same amount time watching friends play this game as a kid.

@JordanMangini I'm scared

They say that as one grows older, the signal from the TV (when it’s on) can no longer be heard. Well thanks to #tinnitus that signal slowly transforms from an outside noise to an inside noise. Talks about the worst kind of signal to noise ratio.

I keep thinking about how amusing #rachella was in May of 2021 if Tom Sandoval paid for part of it / lent money to James Kennedy… was that the true start of #Scandoval ? Did that plant the seed that led to this current tire fire? There’s my pet theory that probably isn’t true.