Jordan the Grizzthusiast

I think my favorite new irony is… the trad wives pretending they’re nearly Amish but leveraging social media to turn sourdough and homeschooling into an influencer career.

This is the weirdest rapture

And in today’s episode of “hey, so, that’s fascist…”

At this point, ima let the boomer authorities take the reigns back.

As i understand the theories behind shooters potential motive in a Timelapse: obvious liberal, not affiliated but with maga parents, chronically online, groyper (not grouper or groper), which is right of right wing and hates gays, has trans roommate that he either loves or hates.

@jkam12 Apparently engravings on the bullets are some sort of online meme/gamer references. I’ve never felt more old.

@JordanR_901 Cliff notes for those that haven’t read the assignment?

I want a whole committee of gamers on all the task forces bc I’ve never been more lost solving this motive riddle and we need yeh gamers as translators apparently

The real winner of #LoveIslandUSA is the narrator

The stories coming out of TX are among the most tragic and unfathomable and I’ve been avoiding looking directly at the faces and then I saw them. These precious girls. Helpless doesn’t begin to capture it.

There’s a human named Jock Landale ?

LololololoL popcorn eating gif

There’s definitely a such thing as loving America too much. I think once you peel back the onion, the whole thing is about hot dogs

I also need a Summer “well-o-meter” that gives me the non-bullshit version of how my injured players are recovering

I love basketball and the dizzying off season :)

Been waiting a while to say “we lost to the champions”

I’ll miss you Downhill Des!! The @OrlandoMagic will love him

Are we calling an emergency meeting fam??

Who is the actor Randle reminds me of?

@zdch What a neat surprise they’ve been!! I’d like to see Conley win a ring, but i just don’t think it’s likely

@JordanR_901 Lmao. Who you rooting for now that everyone is eliminated btw? For me, I’m team Pacers.

Somehow Ja will get hurt in this game