Jordan Shipo

My mild adult acne does not define me and neither does my posture I am nice

I dream of workers owning the means of production but I also dream of being dressed in nothing but Vivienne Westwood

"I'm not political I just want to enjoy my weekend" YOUR WEEKEND WAS FOUGHT FOR BY LABOR UNIONS AND ORGANIZERS SO YOU COULD ENJOY TWO DAYS OFF. EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL.

If you’re in a blue state and think it’s so fun and cool to shit on people in red states, I hope you eventually learn that there are people in these communities who are stronger and braver than you will ever be in your miserable, pathetic life

It’s crazy that the moon I’m looking up at right now is the same moon where those astronauts can’t get Outlook to work.

@talleyberrybaby The appletini at Dad’s is so good it’s like scary

This may as well be a white windowless van

is nothing sacred 💔 not my beautiful wife oxford comma

1. Amanda is dead wrong and gross for what she’s doing to Ciara. 2. Amanda did not deserve how her husband treated her. 3. Kyle is not absolved of anything. 4. West is a piece of shit for hurting Ciara this bad AGAIN, especially after working so hard to gain her trust back.

I’d say this is more Stassi/jax/kristen vibes but overall…mess

beating up the first white guy with a shitty mustache I see today #ForCiara

Me not believing the Amanda and West rumors this whole time #SummerHouse

cause why would Chappell Roan want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex? to what end? TO WHAT END!

this is literally how linkedin feels to me.

everyone building beautiful villages in pokopia meanwhile

No like the Love Island results make me want to extradite @Sarel_x to the states!!!! The UK does not deserve the debriefs!!!!! #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars

The couple equivalent to watching paint dry won???? UK y’all are not a serious ppl!!! You don’t deserve what Scott and Lucinda brought to your screens!!!! #LoveIslandUK #LoveIslandAllStars

popped an adderall today and I’m operating with zero regard for the geneva convention

Rick Barnes to close his press conference this evening: “Before we leave, again, I’d like to ask you all to remember Wes Rucker and his family. I would encourage you all to encourage people to go to the GoFundMe account. We know that Wes wasn't able to get life insurance due to a stroke he had years ago, and leaving behind a beautiful wife, a son and a daughter on the way. Wes was a special person. We're all colleagues in this, and I would just encourage you to get people to go help the family right now. They need it, and certainly tonight, before you close your eyes, say a prayer for him and his family. God bless.”

You’ll always have a spot waiting for you here at Lindsey Nelson. #TeamRucker

I cannot begin to comprehend this devastating loss. Wes left us way before his time. Lauren, their precious children, and the entire Rucker family need your support. Please consider donating or sharing this. #TeamRucker gofund.me/e98ec781e