Jord

Seeing something so sad and so close to home really makes you think, doesn’t matter how bad you think something is, when you speak to someone it’s a problem halved, doesn’t matter who you are or what it is, never be afraid to speak to myself or your family or friends..

That’s what you’re after as a dad. Can’t beat it

"It's a BEAUTY!" 😍 What a moment for Riccardo Calafiori! 🤯

@carlgavin19 @jaack67_ @StewartReidd @JamiieReid @cruicky1690 🤣🤣

Tell me he’s wrong

Get that fookin cooker on

@t1wnyscott @jaack67_ there she goes🤣🤣

Dusseldwarf 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #lufc

@jaack67_ @footballfights ‘Get yirsel tae fuckkk’

@footballfights @JordanTough6

Hampden Park 👊

That man was outstanding today. Cool, calm and collected. Some call from the Gaffer.

Wined, dined and six one nined

@easyballinside Thinking of you all pal💙

My wee sweetheart Kirsteen would have been 32 today … RIP Kirsteen ❤️

Take no prisoners. Rangers ☝🏻🇬🇧

@GordonDuncan3 @TheSnuts You can rub the crayon off yir arm pal, they Winna shag yi

Delighted with the new tattoo😎 @TheSnuts

@StewartReidd Screamer pal, nae quite a stew Reid finish mind you😮‍💨

If you could hand pick anyone to drive past after the game Sutton would be up there 😂😂 twitter.com/Hammyy2002/sta…

@easyballinside @Morbidful Some fucked up cunts in this world gilly🥴

@Morbidful Fuckin hell 😧

In 2002, Armin Meiwes received international attention for murdering and eating a voluntary victim, who he had found via the Internet. Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement on a website for cannibals. His advertisement stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18- to 25-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed." Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, a 43-year-old engineer from Berlin, answered the advertisement in March 2001. The two made a videotape when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes's home. The video shows Meiwes amputating Brandes's penis (with his agreement) and the two men attempting to eat it together. Brandes initially insisted that Meiwes should attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work, and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove it. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw but could not, because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine, and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes' fat, but by then it was too burnt to be consumed. He then chopped the penis up into chunks and fed it to his dog. Meiwes then ran Brandes a bath and then stabbed him in the throat, after which he hung the body on a meat hook. The incident was recorded on a four-hour videotape, which has never been released to the public due to its gruesome contents. Meiwes dismembered and ate the corpse over the next ten months, storing body parts in his freezer under pizza boxes and consuming up to 20 kilograms (44 lb) of the flesh. Meiwes was arrested in December 2002, when a college student alerted authorities to new advertisements for victims online. Investigators searched his home and found body parts and the videotape of the killing. In January 2004, Meiwes was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to eight years and six months in prison. In a retrial in May 2006, he was convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment.

This “never fall in love with a loan player” thing is going to strike again, isn’t it

@easyballinside So many chances gilly should’ve finished it

@JordanTough6 Ffs if u can’t shape your bodie u just toe poke it Fuck me

I honestly hope I never see Dessers in a Rangers shirt ever again.