jordan

Welcome to Detroit

Some of yalls parents raised a bitch & it shows

I actually really don’t have any close friends anymore and It’s kinda sad, why do girls suck?

I’ve been scared to come out and say this, but...I am a Michigander that doesn’t know how to play Euchre.

@lexibadidaa Dr pepper always

the real question here

Hardest pill I had to swallow this year was no matter how much effort you put into a friendship/relationship shows the ugly truth of people

See me ima leave a nigga & let the next bitch feel like she WON 🤷🏾‍♀️ I’ll never stick around & be in a miserable situation.. Ian fina put pressure on NO nigga when it’s MEN out here willing to give you the world w/ out you having to ask or beg a mf to do & treat you right!!!

am i the only one who opens the fridge repeatedly hoping that the food ur craving will magically appear

2019 is going to be all about love, money, vacations, real friends and family, and working on the house 🏡 😌

if you make hot chocolate with water you are weird

I’m DTF... down... to... forget all the negative shit that happened in 2018 and move tf on w my life and be great

I feel filled with so much hatred and anger and it just came out of nowhere. 😒

I can't wait to see @machinegunkelly Saturday ❤️😍

Me every time I swipe my card to buy Christmas presents for anyone besides myself

Im never getting into another relationship again nobody can prove their worth my time

@lexibadidaa @ me next time hoe

every time im watching friends with someone n the theme comes on they always do the clap terribly wrong, and it makes me think, what if we all do the clap wrong but we’re totally oblivious?

@lexibadidaa since you keep asking me what I want for Christmas

If you hear me say I'm freezing cold while drinking iced coffee in the dead of winter mind ya business