when I get home from work I need to be either shirtless or pantsless and I need to stare at the wall for 30 minutes. I'll go crazy if this doesn't happen almost immediately after I walk through the door
If a single woman owns a dog, that thing is always the least trained fucker in existence. If it's a large dog stay the fuck away cause it's basically just a grey wolf
Not a single friendship of mine is based off what anyone can do for me. I don’t need anything physical from anyone. I value the people around me based off the type of people they are. “You’re only as good as the company you keep”