Jordan Proctor

@lee_ryder @MarkSharkey_

Get Rich or Die Tryin came out right when I started reading “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” I heard Patiently Waiting and stopped reading mid sentence. I didn’t wanna be in Hogwarts, I wanted to be in G Unit

@NUFC Nick Pope: “He’s from Blllyytthh” 🤣

@NathanHindle @MartinSLewis Legend

@MartinSLewis First home at 23. Sold at 27 for a huge profit and now buying my second

Just got a press release telling me the average age for buying a first home has jumped from 29 a decade ago to 32 now. Not that surprising. I bought my first home at 33 in 2005. What about you?

@adamLynch93 @N_Newcastle @nufc4arab You're absolutely everywhere you Lynchy 😂

🚨 نيكولو شيرا : نيوكاسل في محادثات مع ديمبلي لإقناعه بالقدوم للفريق في يناير . #NUFC

@FootyRustling @Jack_Traav

@Simpson311 @NoContextHumans @FootballMares Every single time

@NoContextHumans @FootballMares @Jordanproctor9

Toons January transfer market

@ManquilloSZN 2

@Foxfan51 @Aish_81 @alexheron94

@Aish_81 Illegal use of flip flop... DISQUALIFIED This ain't the middle east.

Imagine pulling up on the hard shoulder to fight

@brfootball @mtttrnr

Giorgio Chiellini was never going to just let Saka go past him in the 90+6th minute 😂

@cmcarranza @footballtweet @Simpson311

@footballtweet You guys were taught some other crazy stuff too in the early days.

Thomas Müller: "In Germany, we don't believe in superstars. We are taught from an early age to play as a team, not to shine alone. That's why you won't see many German players winning a Ballon d'Or, but that's also why you can see 4 stars on our jersey."

Who will be policed by more police in even plainer clothes

not all men lmao

@OFalafel @JonnyWilsonx

I’ve given this bear the voice of Chris Eubank - you’re welcome!

@Hamza_Africa This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million Kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the Kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

@sampxtter @_ABBIECAMPBELL9 @JosephOConnor95

@SeanBurkeShow @JackHunter8

What my 3rd Lynx Africa shower set of the day sees.

@JohnFloreani @LukeRolt

.@atom_bank has become the latest business to support @TheGNRaffle The Great Northern Raffle recognitionpr.co.uk/clients/id/265…